A Guatemalan simp who seems straight on the outside but secretly gay. A dirty hosman’s dream is to ben bent over and gang banged by two muslin guys only wearing speedos.
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by Drew Peacock February 23, 2005
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Extremely intoxicated. Named after NFL player TJ Houshmandzadeh, houshmandzaded is a synonym for wasted or trashed. Nothing to do with the player or the person Houshmandzadeh, the word just sounds right to describe the condition.
Went out drinking with my buddies last and and got totally houshmandzaded. Have a nasty hangover today.
by Ray Hrovat October 29, 2005
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by V.A. July 3, 2007
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Alex knew he was losing the arguement about rednecks voting bush into office, so he used the houtman defense and simply said well illegal immigrants drive our fruit picking industry.
by Eric Miller September 30, 2007
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1. My especially hairy neighbor, Donald, is a lesser evolved houseman.
2. Watch as lesser evolved houseman dilligently vaccums and dusts his newly purchased ranch home.
2. Watch as lesser evolved houseman dilligently vaccums and dusts his newly purchased ranch home.
by Prof. Gardener of the University of Harvard department of Anthropology September 5, 2008
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