Hotzel

Prone to A.D.D./A.D.H.D.
Likes girls with big butt who cannot lie.
Talks with their hands.
May have curly hair.
Extremely excentric.

Hotzel is such a scandalous man.

by Jamncamn April 8, 2017

Houzed

A shockingly complete and enthusiastic consumption.

- Laura must have been hungry, she totally houzed that meat!

- There is nothing left, Jess houzed it all.

by EvilE September 2, 2013

Hotted

Getting raped by another man in your sleep,and losing your virginity to him.

Yo i got hotted last night by Eric.FML

by KAKA CARL July 24, 2009

houzed

To be under the influence of any drug. Mostly used as an adjective.

1: That chick was so houzed when I was fhuta'd her.

2: Wow, that's pretty messed up.

1: No, brah, it was cool, I was houzed, too.

by omiklama July 7, 2009

Hötzeldorf

Verb. The act of sacrificing everything for an achievable goal, and failing in epic proportions.

Luigi Cardona hötzeldorfed the offensives in isonzo.

by Canned Soup May 29, 2017

hötzendorf

Verb. To fail epically at something relatively easy because of incompetence or arrogance. Used a lot in the "The Great War" youtube channel.

Luigi Cardona hötzendorfed the offensives on the Isonzo river.

by Canned Soup May 29, 2017

hotzeldris

my favorite mutual and ily sm yae :)

by: @kavtski <3

hotzeldris/yae is the best!!!

by kavtski <3 April 27, 2022