Designation for a person who has no bitches, yet still wishes to gently kiss hoes who have been run through more than a marathon finish line.
"Aiden dreams of going on a date with Lakesha, you know, the one who whips Altima and has her guts rearranged approximately 34 times a day."
"No way, he is such a hoeless romantic."
"No way, he is such a hoeless romantic."
by Tadeshad December 22, 2021
Get the hoeless romantic mug.The process of using incorrect but more attractive stats on a dating profile in order to get more hits. This phrase was used by Lester on NBC's TV series, Chuck (Episode 214, "Chuck Versus the Suburbs"). The concept can also be seen in Brad Paisley's hit song "Online".
I'm 5'4" and weigh 425 pounds... but you should see the hits I get on eHarmony. With the internet hotness conversion factor, I'm now 6'5" and I have abs of steel.
by JessLewis March 17, 2009
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Different from the classic 1 to 10 scale of rating women, or the ever popular 1 to 3 scale, the binary system is a simple choice of yes or no.
The Binary System is best used when one is on a dry streak and looking to get drunk and get laid... not necessarily in that order.
There are only two choices in the binary scale: 1. Yes, I'll fuck her, or 2. No, keep that skank away.
The Binary System is best used when one is on a dry streak and looking to get drunk and get laid... not necessarily in that order.
There are only two choices in the binary scale: 1. Yes, I'll fuck her, or 2. No, keep that skank away.
"Dude, I am pretty fucked up, so I am switching to the Binary Scale of Hotness"
"Alright man, go get your dick wet!"
"Alright man, go get your dick wet!"
by Alpha Nude Omega November 27, 2009
Get the Binary Scale of Hotness mug.(n); When one is fully aware that they are overlooking the serious flaws in their partner's personality because he/she is so physically attractive, yet continues to willingly remain under their trance.
Adam suffers from Hotness Hypnosis Ignorance; he is aware that he is overlooking the serious flaws in Eve's psycho personality, and continues dating her because of her smokin' hot bod.
by lyssaloo June 30, 2009
Get the Hotness Hypnosis Ignorance mug.the glare that guys/girls get when looking at some nice person for the first time, that usually stops you from looking at them for longer than 1-2 seconds. usually takes repeated interaction with the person to get used to the glare, allowing you to be more comfortable around them
guy: yo dude did u see that nice hunny in our science class?
other guy: yeah but only for a second. Have to get used to her hotness glare before talking to her properly.
other guy: yeah but only for a second. Have to get used to her hotness glare before talking to her properly.
by jackster1287 September 23, 2010
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Get the hottess mug.When someone looks hot out of the corner of your eye, but as soon as you get a good look at them you realize how ugly they are.
“What do you think of that new girl in our class”
“Idk dude she’s got peripheral hotness she’s too ugly to directly look at”
“Idk dude she’s got peripheral hotness she’s too ugly to directly look at”
by Speed-weed69 February 4, 2020
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