Hort

Verb. 1. to eat or bite into something. See Cut or Hut. Derived from hut and the check at a Mexican food restaurant for the Hortencia plate, which was shortened to "Hort!"

Time to Hort!!!
Quit horting, you little hort!

by J-Lil July 4, 2006

Hort

A humourous email, full of innuendo, that slips into your inbox at inopportune moments, making you laugh and giving you a snot bubble.

I was on the phone, trying to persuade my bank manager to extend my overdraft, when I received a Hort. The bastard didn't think I was taking my financial situation seriously.

by George Vespe May 7, 2008

too $hort

Hilarious Rapper, listen to song "keep on fuckin me" for example

Too $hort is fuckin awesome!

by kent May 11, 2003

hort peanus

when the peanus gets hort

i forgot to put sunscreen on my dong and got a hort peanus

by Lomaarharetanio February 17, 2022

Hort Peanus

When yuor peanus hort so bad

ow i got hort peanus

by HubbartJimson February 27, 2022

hort

When a person proceeds to throw a ring of fire with chewing tobacco and immediately afterwards smoke 5 cigarettes at the same time.

Holy shit that guy is about to do a hort!
I freakin puked after I finished that hort!

by Trogsta Blackson May 22, 2008

Horts

Shorts show short you remove the S. Also could be called Whore shorts.

You can’t even see her horts because they’re covered by her shirt.

by Nosnhoj yaj August 13, 2019