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Hort

Verb. 1. to eat or bite into something. See Cut or Hut. Derived from hut and the check at a Mexican food restaurant for the Hortencia plate, which was shortened to "Hort!"
Time to Hort!!!
Quit horting, you little hort!
by J-Lil July 4, 2006
mugGet the Hortmug.

Hort

A humourous email, full of innuendo, that slips into your inbox at inopportune moments, making you laugh and giving you a snot bubble.
I was on the phone, trying to persuade my bank manager to extend my overdraft, when I received a Hort. The bastard didn't think I was taking my financial situation seriously.
by George Vespe May 7, 2008
mugGet the Hortmug.

too $hort

Hilarious Rapper, listen to song "keep on fuckin me" for example
by kent May 11, 2003
mugGet the too $hortmug.

hort peanus

i forgot to put sunscreen on my dong and got a hort peanus
by Lomaarharetanio February 17, 2022
mugGet the hort peanusmug.

Hort Peanus

When yuor peanus hort so bad
by HubbartJimson February 27, 2022
mugGet the Hort Peanusmug.

Hort

The Hort has killed us.
by Wargom July 14, 2024
mugGet the Hortmug.

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