holy horsecock

An exclamation preceding in a sentence to something exciting

Holy horsecock, I just hit a hole-in-one!

by Chris Aubertin December 19, 2008

HORSECOUNTING

When an individual reaches the top of a set of stairs only to incorrectly think that another step requires surmounting, the resulting leg movement that then arcs upwards and outwards could be said to resemble the manner similar to that of a horse when counting with a foreleg.

Just walked up to level 2 and caught some serious air horsecounting as I arrived

by zebraboy777 September 10, 2010

Horsecock

An extraordinarily large phallus, generally able to be seen by a.) bulge in pants and/or b.) a persons “horse cocky” demeanor.

Evan Horsecock? You mean HC? I saw him bring a few girls to his room last night. Explains the sock on the door.

by Smashnride September 24, 2019

horsecock

A word commonly used in Reno, NV amongst a select group of people to yell at pedestrians and bicyclists while operating a motor vehicle

Passenger (at homeless guy): HORSECOCK!!!!!!!!
Driver: Ha, you horsecocked that guy pretty good

by Earl G May 14, 2008

horsecollar

A Southern slang term for vagina (due to its visual resemblance in iron form), usually used in reference to a girlfriend or a big vagina, either literally or referring to a really girly guy.

Orlando Bloom is a such a horsecollar.

by C. Friedman May 17, 2006

Hornicorn

1. a horny unicorn, often found in a magical valley

2. a hobbit crossed with a unicorn (as a result of a forbidden enchanted forest romance)

3. a shy, unassuming guy who shockes everyone with his graphic sexual jokes and overt gestures

1. "We saw a Hornicorn at the zoo humping a giant sea turtle"

2. "That hornicorn is the result of Frodo's drunken orgy with the unicorns of the Neverending Story"

3. "Who ever knew Marco was such a hornicorn?"

by CeleLight September 26, 2008

Horseporn

Pornography depicting and directly involving equine.

An exclamation used in situations similar to "fuck!" intended to arouse a greater amount of shock among audiences. Great for surprising nearby folks and making them feel akward.

Also can be used to describe something as being BS or meaningless

Person 1: Dude, there was gum on that bench you just sat on.

Person 2: Aw, Horseporn!

Person 1: I just aced my chemistry exam!

Person 2: What? Like hell you did, that's horseporn!

by Pinko November 27, 2004