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Housebitch

Pussywhipped. Must stay on the porch at all times. A stay at home mom(male). Gets his whites their whitest and breastfeeds like no one's business.
Wears a shirt that says "born to clean".
Joe is such a housebitch. He lost his job and now he stays home and plays Mr. Mom. Joe needs to just wear a dress, he was born with a mop in one hand and an oven mitt on the other.
by Glenn November 8, 2004
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HoAssBitch/HAB

1. Term to describe a friend, relative or someone you don't even know ... when they abruptly upset you. It is generally stated in a louder tone than the rest of your speech.

2. After retelling of the stories in which you have used the term for its def#1 purposes (and laughing) ... it can begin to be used as a greeting or even a term-of-endearment.

3. See also HoAssBitchInTraining/HABI T -- One who observes the antics of an (HAB) and begins to repeat them.

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1. I was about to make that left turn when this HoAssBitch/HAB came through and just cut me off !

2. Hey, good to see you again, HoAssBitch/HAB. ~OR~ Can you hand me that thing over there, please ... HoAssBitch/HAB?

3. Her daughter acts just like her, she's just a HABIT.

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This definition is inspired by my "at the time" 10-year old son, who was arguing with his step-brother over a tee-shirt. In a note, written by the culprit and found after-the-fact ... the actual terminology recorded was:

"Yeah, but he is a fucking ho ass bitch though ... ain't he ?"

Which has since become a house-hold term and circulated amongst a good number of friends and co-workers. (Though he isn't silly enough to cuss around us anymore ... as he may again, never hear the end of how it sounds !)
by MrChris August 28, 2007
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Hoebitch

"that fat hoebitch done stole my man, i'm gonna git her"
by Col. Sanders, ret. July 22, 2007
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horse Bitch

a chick who loves horses,
has horses, takes pictures of her horses, posts about her horses and wont shut the fuck up about her horses.
how did that loser end up with her?
oh wait she is a horse bitch.
by Yeah_boy1 January 20, 2013
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hoassbitch

To be a ho, an ass, and a bitch all at the same damn time!
Yo...stop bein' a hoassbitch.

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That foo' is bein' a hooassbitch, shit.
by Kyle February 28, 2005
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Horribitch

Worse than horrible and a bitch at the same time.
Life's not a just a bitch, it's a horribitch.
by Hippitizer January 14, 2011
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horsebite

When someone grabs right above the knee with a bit of force and squeezes with 2 fingers, the other person feel they want to shake their lag or they will jump
Grandma gave grandpa a horsebite
by Javalsta May 3, 2023
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