horshca

When something or someone is chill.

That person was really horshca.

My dog is really horshca in front of new people .

by Joemamafart April 7, 2021

hiroshima

1. One of two places on earth where a nuclear bomb ("little boy") was intentionally dropped by the United States Government on a populated area. 200,000 people are estimated to have died by the bomb.
2. A city in japan that was heavily damaged by nuclear attack during World War Two. It was rebuilt and today it is a thriving city.

Hiroshima was the city where they dropped the bomb.

by robotcity May 5, 2006

The Hiroshima

An accident that results while performing the Japanese Blindfold and Fukushima release valve. Only once thus far in history a groom slipped on a piece of sashimi while sitting on his bride's head completely enveloping it all the way past her mouth with his anus. When he farted the air could not escape her mouth, and blew her eyes out of their sockets with the force of a nuclear explosion.

"If you talk back to me one more time, I will give you The Hiroshima at the wedding tonight!"

by Penis Curtains January 19, 2021

horoscope

A load of horseshit.

My Facebook friends spam my news feed with horoscopes and I just want to punch them in the face

by Falsifications August 20, 2016

horoscope

A vague and nonspecific prediction of the future.

What you might find in your horoscope:

"You are somewhat tall"

"You will meet someone today and they will seem nice"

What you will not find in your horoscope:

"Today you will find out you are adopted, if not today then it is only a matter of time. Seriously, you look nothing like your so-called "parents." You will also lose your job, and an unspecified limb."

"Men in masks will break in to your home and force you to play trivial pursuit, the fact that they seem to get all the easy questions will irk you. Make ready, you will soon be called upon to defend the entire species from certain destruction."

by The Definitionizer December 9, 2006

Sloppy Hiroshima

When you are in a porta pottie and are taking a huge shit, a shit so large it is almost of equivalent size and nature to the bomb dropped on Hiroshima. Suddenly, you get the urge to jack off or have sloppy butt sex with a random person. Because the lotion is so far away, you scoop out some shit from the toilet and use that as lubricant.

1. One time John went into the porta pottie after Kyle did the Sloppy Hiroshima to his girlfriend...he is currently in therapy.

2.

Cameron:dude I gotta take a shit, where's the porta pottie?

Matt: It's over there but I wouldn't use it, last night Fernando got drunk and did a sloppy hiroshima in there.

Cameron: Dude, fuck him.

by Thatfatguydatdadrunkgirlshooku September 2, 2012

hornshwaggle

To be screwed. To be ripped of in any way

I lost at poker therefore I was hornshwaggled

by claybastard June 11, 2006