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horrorscope

The name you call the min-cam they shove up your rectum to look for polyps if they forget to render you unconcious first. Also known as a keister-kam or the Silver Stallion.
I came up clean on my horrorscope exam last week...no cancer, but I did chew my tongue in half.
by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003
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horoscope delight

During intercourse, the man recites the woman's horoscope, while the woman is surrendering her vagina as a penetration tool.
Yesterday horoscope delight was amazing. Corey simply did it in a fantastic manner.
by Eddie Reilly February 9, 2008
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horrorscope

what might happen when comopletely believing in all the predictions.
"im sooooo frikin uninspired"

"check out your horrorscope and see whats gonna happen" "maybe youll meet your soul mate soon"

*checks hororscope*

"im gonna meet the love of my life in 3 days!!!! AND win the lottery!!!!!"

*4 days later*

"breaks up with bf and gets in car accident."
by NiiceGuy October 18, 2008
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Horoscope Mobile App

There are 12 houses in every horoscope which are associated with different aspects of life. Planetary constellations are calculated on the basis of your date, time and place of birth in the horoscope. The Karma Astro App is an accurate horoscope mobile app through which you can make your birth chart.
by Pachangam January 28, 2023
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Horrorscope

Today a friend will call to tea
I can't quite see his face
And you may think of going abroad
Or counting calories

Tell the truth, John
When you're all alone
Don't you ever cry?
Don't you wonder why?

Tell the truth, John
When you're all alone
Don't you know it's true
In your heart of stone?

Tell the truth, John
When you're all alone
Don't you ever cry?
Don't you wonder why?
Tell the truth, John

Is someone causing problems at work?
Is money rather scarce?
A conflict could erupt at home
If you defy the stars

In the Jag, John
Balaclava on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
In the Jag, John
Balaclava on

Don't you know it's true
In your horrorscope?
In the Jag, John
Balaclava on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
In the Jag, John

Better run, John
Get the motor on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
Better run, John

Today romance is in the air
Except for Scorpios
July's ideal for planning a crime
If you live through June

Better run, John
Get the motor on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack

Better run, John
Get the motor on
Don't you know it's true
In your horroscope?
You know there's nothing you can't do
It's in your horrorscope

Better run, John
Get the motor on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
Better run, John

Today
Today
Your new life starts
Today
Your new life starts
Today
Your new life starts
Today
Your new life starts
by Gothic Miscreant October 13, 2023
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Horoscopes Are For People Who Has A Cystic Lesion On The Right Side Of A Face
Horoscopes Are For People Who Has A Cystic Lesion On The Right Side Of A Face
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 21, 2025
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