When you read homestuck, you sell your soul to Andrew Hussie (the creator of homestuck) it is also a living hell, it sucks. But at the same time, its the best thing in existence
Person one: what's 'homestuck'?
Me: you don't want to know...
Person one: yeah I do!
Me: okay, welcome to hell.
Me: you don't want to know...
Person one: yeah I do!
Me: okay, welcome to hell.
by Oof707 September 20, 2019
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They support the philosophical theory of casual determinism and believe in offshoot timelines, and that the world was created by adolescent humanoid aliens called "trolls" from the planet Alternia in another universe, among other things. They are currently preparing themselves for the coming apocolypse (which will directly correlate with the release of a beta-mode game entitled Sburb, or something similarly derived) by reading the webcomic itself. Real followers know that Gog and Jegus are fictional deities first named on the whim of an incredibly ironic thirteen-year-old boy (and a blind troll chick) who meant to parody the parallels between human and troll culture.
Members of this group can be identified by their candy-corn colored horns, which vary in shape, size and material as well as quality. Sometimes they go gallivanting about in Homestuck merchandise purchased from the What Pumpkin and Topatoco online stores, though they are not the exclusive caterers to this fashion, as many casual Homestuck fans are willing to break open their piggy-banks to get at the tiger (...hoodies). May occasionally paint themselves grey.
They support the philosophical theory of casual determinism and believe in offshoot timelines, and that the world was created by adolescent humanoid aliens called "trolls" from the planet Alternia in another universe, among other things. They are currently preparing themselves for the coming apocolypse (which will directly correlate with the release of a beta-mode game entitled Sburb, or something similarly derived) by reading the webcomic itself. Real followers know that Gog and Jegus are fictional deities first named on the whim of an incredibly ironic thirteen-year-old boy (and a blind troll chick) who meant to parody the parallels between human and troll culture.
Members of this group can be identified by their candy-corn colored horns, which vary in shape, size and material as well as quality. Sometimes they go gallivanting about in Homestuck merchandise purchased from the What Pumpkin and Topatoco online stores, though they are not the exclusive caterers to this fashion, as many casual Homestuck fans are willing to break open their piggy-banks to get at the tiger (...hoodies). May occasionally paint themselves grey.
Probably a better alternative when compared to most organized religion.
"But sir! We have to prepare for the coming apocalypse! Listen! The universe is a giant cancer-ridden frog! Don't you understand? C A N C E R !" - average Homestuck trying to spread the word of our lord Hussie
"The Church Of Homestuck" originally conceived by paper pie on tumblr.
"But sir! We have to prepare for the coming apocalypse! Listen! The universe is a giant cancer-ridden frog! Don't you understand? C A N C E R !" - average Homestuck trying to spread the word of our lord Hussie
"The Church Of Homestuck" originally conceived by paper pie on tumblr.
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A high school in south east Wisconsin, that is known for athletics and academics. but it is also know for having one of the highest student to AirPods ratio in the world.
Dang that homestead high school kid just cut me off in his brand new jeep, he must not have herd me honk with his AirPods In
by Mr Bowers February 14, 2019
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by ravenwaen January 7, 2010
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Occurs in individuals who like their clean and dirty fun for all with no consequences and with no one getting hurt.
Also happens to individuals who may have had setbacks in their life and so want to catch up.
But at least their letting you know that they are still working themselves out and don't need any commitments.
But thats OK!
Occurs in individuals who like their clean and dirty fun for all with no consequences and with no one getting hurt.
Also happens to individuals who may have had setbacks in their life and so want to catch up.
But at least their letting you know that they are still working themselves out and don't need any commitments.
But thats OK!
Fig Mandem 1: "Hey Shanice, yo I just broke up completely this time with Tyrone. I cried a little, we had some beautiful moments and we will always have them. I'm gonna miss him, I'm upset!
Fig Mandem 2: "He did warn you though that he was an honest playa and still working out what he wants in life and what he likes, whilst still enjoying good times with attractive ladies like yourself."
Fig Mandem 1: "I know, I guess! :D The love is now friendship, never hate, I can't hate him, he didn't lie! :)"
Fig Mandem 2: "He did warn you though that he was an honest playa and still working out what he wants in life and what he likes, whilst still enjoying good times with attractive ladies like yourself."
Fig Mandem 1: "I know, I guess! :D The love is now friendship, never hate, I can't hate him, he didn't lie! :)"
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2. A tale about the characters of the web comic, becoming self-aware, and escaping the grasp of the author, Andrew Hussie and the narrative
It also ended on April 13, 1016
2. A tale about the characters of the web comic, becoming self-aware, and escaping the grasp of the author, Andrew Hussie and the narrative
It also ended on April 13, 1016
Person 1: Hey, how's homestuck?
Person 2: It ended.
Person 1: NOOOOOOOooooooo *Goes into denial forever*
Person 2: It ended.
Person 1: NOOOOOOOooooooo *Goes into denial forever*
by Humanbeingneedsalife? June 7, 2016
Get the Homestuck mug.A worldwide fan celebration day happening on April 13th, also known as 413 or HSDay. Is the conmemoration of the day on which Adrew Hussie, creator of Homestuck , posted the first page of the webcomic on MSPaintAdventures in 2009. The day is known by Homestuck fans as the day on which, if you are a homestucker (strong follower of the comic), you have to cosplay and talk about Homestuck as much as possible. This means going outdoors, or to fan conventions, reunions which usually concludes with a massive internet traffic consumption, mostly on tumblr.
It has to be added that some fans might celebrate HSDay on a random day for no reason.
It has to be added that some fans might celebrate HSDay on a random day for no reason.
Example 1
Hey, tomorrow is March 14th, it's Homestuck Day.
Great, I'm going to start working on my Karkat cosplay.
Example 2
There's a lot of new Homestuck posts on tumblr.
Must be Homestuck Day.
Hey, tomorrow is March 14th, it's Homestuck Day.
Great, I'm going to start working on my Karkat cosplay.
Example 2
There's a lot of new Homestuck posts on tumblr.
Must be Homestuck Day.
by zariyda August 31, 2013
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