The phenomenon where a member of the opposite sex (or same sex for homosexuals) seems increasingly attractive due to a lack of attractive people within certain surroundings.
For example, while at work one may begin to think that the girl sitting two cubes over is hot, when in all actuality she is not. This perception of hotness is based solely on the fact that she is the only female in the office under 60 and/or under 300 lbs. Outside of the office, she would not stand a chance to an actual hot or cute girl.
For example, while at work one may begin to think that the girl sitting two cubes over is hot, when in all actuality she is not. This perception of hotness is based solely on the fact that she is the only female in the office under 60 and/or under 300 lbs. Outside of the office, she would not stand a chance to an actual hot or cute girl.
Dude, relative hotness is kicking in bad.. I wouldn't mind gettin' a piece of that big girl on the other end of the conference room table.
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Los Hotness is the name of a famous duo originating in Melbourne, FL. It consists of two strapping young gents who are inexplicably dominant at anything they attempt. Many speculations have been made at the source of their power, but no one has been able to replicate their success.
Jeff: Hey bro, how did beach volleyball go?
Steve: Shitty. Los Hotness rolled up and we lost 21-0.
Jeff: Yuh.
Steve: Shitty. Los Hotness rolled up and we lost 21-0.
Jeff: Yuh.
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by SanctusDivinias May 27, 2006
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"Dude, your Hotness Detector is going off! You might wanna adjust it, so it won't be so noticeable."
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