hooped earrings 

a big circle plonked on your ear.

look at that chav's with them massive hooped earrings.

hooped earrings by E.Q AND P.C February 6, 2014

can't be hooped 

A phrase to express your lack of motivation to do something.

I can't be hooped to visit my inlaws.

I can't be hooped to wash the dishes.

can't be hooped by barelegs November 10, 2013

Cock a hooped 

It's when you're jazzed or DELIGHTED that your significant other is there.

Sarah was cock a hooped to discover a wild Derek was in the neighborhood adjacent to where she be kicking it.

Cock a hooped by Sally from the valley August 22, 2023

gold hooped earrings

as worn by female knackers, pikeys, atomic kitten etc and kappa tracksuit wearing dogs

Britney Clare:hey Melinda Rose, have you seen these earrings in da catalogue

gold hooped earrings by kirsty November 19, 2003

Hooked the cables to 

Phrase that is a euphemism for someone controlling, brainwashing or having some type of powerful influence over another person. Phrase can be either stated in a jokingly manner or dead serious.

Ever since Johnny began seeing Betsy, a master manipulator, he had become a different person. He became very distant and standoffish towards all of his friends. I believe old girl done went and hooked the cables to our poor dumb friend. I guess the power of pussy is a real thing.

Hooked the cables to by Nikki Stixx October 29, 2020

hooded dangler 

n. an impressive flaccid dong with ample foreskin.

“Have you ever seen a hooded dangler up close?”

hooded dangler by H. Bruce Washington November 17, 2020

Hospedales 

Mixed race of people that control two islands in the Caribbean,

Chinese, African, Indian and mainly of Spanish descent (Now British influence)

Known creative people from every part of the world

Going through immigration control in TT..

Who are you staying with on this visit Sir?

The Hospedales Family!

Oh! Can I order you a car Sir?

Hospedales by WBCT September 29, 2010