hooman

what parrots, doggos or cats call humans

look hooman, i eat my seebs

now look, hooman! i am a skatebirb!

by the cooler penguin27 September 29, 2020

Hooman

Hooman is often what pets say instead of human. They usually use it when there asking for something from you.🐶🐱🐹

Cat: Where's me food hooman!

by Greencat38 October 27, 2020

hoomah

The act of spontaneously throwing random objects down the stairs for no given reason while simultaneously yelling "Hoomah!".

"Hoomah!" She yelled as she launched her newborn down the stairs.

by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022

Hooman bean

Human being

She's not an alien, she's a Hooman bean.

by PeasantAtDetroit February 23, 2019

Hoomer

A "Home Boomer". A person who insists that "hooms (homes) only go up" in value and deny the possibility of the real estate market being overvalued and unsustainable. Often times, hoomers are real estate agents or people who bought in to the market at the peak and have a vested interest in continuing to pump up the real estate bubble.

"Did you buy a home yet? I just bought a $900k 2 bedroom townhouse. It was worth it because I can sell it for $2m in 3 years. Zillow says so."
"No, I'm priced out, hoomer."

by dots4dickn February 2, 2022

Hoomhoffer

A female body part readily available for sexual realtions.

She got that hoomhoffer that's tighter than a baby fist.

by Hotsaucetheboss May 17, 2018

hoomin

the word "human," as written by cats and dumb people.

i Iz stoopid annd cant spel rite, cuz im a cat, not a hoomin.

by twigboy22 May 27, 2010