dead hooker unit

The amount of space occupied by a dead hooker, typically used to measure the size of a car's trunk. The actual volume of a Dead Hooker Unit has been disputed, since hookers come in different sizes. Most parties agree that a DHU is the average volume occupied by a dead hooker, but that there is not a definite conversion from DHU to liters.

A Ford Taurus only has a 3.1 Dead Hooker Unit trunk. What are we going to do with the fourth dead hooker?

by BrockLi August 24, 2006

Hookdrill

1. Doggy style sex that includes taking one's middle finger, inserting it into the girls asshole, making a hook-like shape with said finger, pulling up as you pound her guts below.

2. A crude poorly made construction tool that will never make it to market

" The welds on this Hookdrill look like the frothy cum that bitch leaked out the other night after i Hookdrilled the shit out of her ass "

by DaddyWI January 4, 2019

hookahing

A verb tense used to smoke hookah.

Shorter way of saying let's smoke hookah.

"What you doing today Danny?"

"I was thinking of maybe just hookahing outside on campus or some shit"

by Danny - October 16, 2015

Blackjack and hookers

An exclamation When person A creates an institution person B thinks they can do better, person B exclaims that they will create the same institution but "with blackjack and hookers."

Bill: "Hey Zach, were you invited to John's party?
Zach: "That ass is having a party without ME?! Well fuck him, I'll have my own party with blackjack and hookers!"

by McGingie December 18, 2014

Hostile Hooker

When you accidentally run over a hooker on your way to college and she starts to kick your car door.

Amy: “How do we get rid of this hostile hooker?”
Person 2: “ Don’t worry she might die from all the pills she ingested today, what a dumb hoe”

by Amymamy December 8, 2020

hooked on ebonics

Near exclusive use of black street slang and especially use of black street talk by pathetic 'wannabee black' whites.

Joe is totally a cretin, dude. We were talking to this sweeeeeeet chick and right away he is slinging this albino Puff Daddy rap on her. She was like rolling her eyes and looked at me like...'who is this hoooked on ebonics fool?'

by Mo Dixley August 5, 2005

Hooker Hoagie

The act of throwing lunch meats at a hooker and trying to get them to stick.

Mark and Steve payed a little extra for the pleasure of throwing Salami and Bologna at Harris hoping to get them to stick thus making a Hooker Hoagie.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 25, 2019