Hoolan

A man man who is unable to remain seated on a chair for lenghty periods of time, before sucumbing to gravity and falling onto the floor in some overelaborate and foolish mannor.

BANG... there goes that hoolan again

by quabbster February 24, 2009

hoolace

(n.) The title one recieves when they've had too much to drink. May be used to refer to the drunk chick at the party.

"So Julie really pulled a Hoolace tonight when she danced on the bar..."

by C. Hehir February 4, 2007

Hoola Hoop Ho

A women, with an abnormally large cooter and the ability to swallow an entire XL penis (balls included) with her meatwallet.
The real talent begins when after the partner's "shit" has been engulfed in her hotbox, the Hoola Hoop Ho (HHH) begins to rotate around the male's package in a clockwise (sometimes counter-clockwise) motion
This can only be done by sluts, tramps, common street whores

"That Hoola Hoop Ho swallowed my balls" - paid lobbyist

Jeff: What the hell is a Hoola Hoop Ho?
Chris: the act of said ho sitting on your shit, and rotating her hips as if she is supporting a hoola hoop

by Louie Arduini December 13, 2006

Muntamous Hooley

A lady who indulges in the beautiful art of Munting also known as Munging.

"Fucking hell that bird's breath fuckin reeks!!"

"Oh don't mind her she's my girlfriend she's a Muntamous Hooley, we've just got back from St Margarets Church Graveyard."

by Lukey Gee July 7, 2006

hollayup

When you're too damn lazy to shout out holla and what up" in it's conversational entirety sy.

"Hollayup child"...err nothing.

by jdivin November 10, 2004

hoslayer

A male who bangs females efficiently and without recourse.

A hoslayer is a dirty ass dude that will bang any female willing to have sex with him. Some are attractive, but most are just plain beastly. The females are usually prostitutes that haven't started charging yet.

by Louis_A May 22, 2007

hooray pussy

The term used for someone that shows promise as a long term relationship. The antithesis to "shiny pussy." Goes beyond sexual satisfaction and is usually a surprise to one that experieces it.

1. "I thought it was gonna be a one time thing but she put that 'hooray pussy' on me."
2. "I said 'Yes' beacause he said 'Hooray!' after I let him cum inside me without a condom."

by Venomous9000 October 29, 2011