Midnight Hoovering

Midnight Hovering is the act of using a vibrator in the middle of the night. Usually referred to by the person in the next room who can hear the drone.

If she doesn't lay of the Midnight Hoovering her bag with explode

by Box of Chimps November 3, 2010

Hookering

The act of being a hooker; Selling your body for sexual favors.

Working the streets and/or a corner.

What Nick and Paco do In Walla Walla, Washington.

God, look at that person hookering that corner!

by Nikolaii November 17, 2009

hookerish

Someone who is acting like a hooker or in a hooker manner.

that chick is so hookerish with that in her mouth

by Raddy May 13, 2005

hookering

the act of actually being a hooker in public or performing multiple sexual favors to multiple persons

I heard Susie was out hookering one night and she let someone give her a dirt sanchez

by penisinyourmouth March 6, 2005

Hookernaut

The hooker of all hookers. This scandalous scrunt may be in a serious relationship while mindfucking her boytoy on the side as well as bonking random men in weekly intervals.

Oh shit, is that the Hookernaut? Nancy?

by darrenjb March 2, 2007

Hookerpotamus

A corpulant prostitute who weighs over 3.5 tons, whose gelatinous flesh oozes from out her skanky, strawberry scented garments, often creating extra tits. They roam in herds, usually with one or two dominant. They feed on KFC and buckets of sperm.

A: Damn, did you hear? Steve's in the hospital with a crushed ribcage. What the fuck happened?

B: Wait! It must have been that hookerpotamus he had over last night!

A: Poor bastard. Wait until his wife hears about this.

by lerpaderpaderpityderp June 18, 2011

hookerific

A girl/woman who has dressed extra slutty. Like a whore.

Damn, that bitch looks hookerific.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003