Hoof Beat

A series of comics which turns the characters from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic into humans, but also uses them into graphic pornographic scenes.

Kobe was beating it to a hoof beat.

by Broswaggins May 15, 2013

Mammoth hoof

A camel toe so large that it even defies the dreaded moose knuckle and can only be described as a mammoth hoof.

Richard: "Dude check out that lady behind you, she has a huge camel toe. I've never seen one so big!"
James: "Woah, that's not a camel toe man that's a mammoth hoof."

by Freudian Fellow November 22, 2013

hooptie

Any car that meets the following: a) driver must enter car through passenger side b) three different brand and size tires - 3 of them missing hubcap c) exhaust is held up by half a clothes hanger - other half replaces the antenna d) backfires every three blocks - loudest backfire being when car is turned off e) must open door at drive-threws as windows don't roll down f) you only get one AM station and the tape deck eats all tapes inserted g) can't open the glove box as the whole thing will fall out h) if you let go of steering wheel while driving you'll make a u-turn i) must manually move blinker lever up and down as it no longer blinks on it's own j) must keep one foot on brake and one on accelerator when at a complete stop k) has had the same temporary registration sticker in the window for the last 18 months l) has all the above issues but still has a $200 professional tint job

"Hey fool...you gotta have the phattest hooptie in town!"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

hoofenhafen

A term used to confuse those around you and can mean whatever you want it to be.

Girl1: HoofenHafen?
Girl2: Hoovenhaveeeeennnnnnnn! 🤫
Boy1: What does that mean.
Girl1: whatever you want it to mean.

by RubberDuckBwoy February 21, 2019

Hoofer Boomer

Prominent section of British football fans who believe foreign influences and analytical advancements will destroy the purity of the game they believe they own and control

Have you heard those hoofer boomers saying England should have played a flat 4-4-2 with DCL and Kane?

by The Proverbial August 5, 2021

hairy hoof

An extremely large and visible camel toe that looks like it runs from the asshole to the belly button, this is exagerated by offensively tight trousers whilst sitting in an unlady like manner!!!

Whoa tie down the edibles here comes simo wi they leggings again that hairy hoofs goni eat us oot o hoose n hame!!

by methilmings November 24, 2011

Hoofddorp

A word used to describe country people in the Netherlands, or to depict anyone who is considered a little bit slow or backwards.

That guy is definitely not from the city, his clothes, his accent and his hairstyle were all rather hoofddorp!

by VondleVonBroodje February 4, 2009