Hoodwinked

When the man pulls out and cums into the hood of the girls jacket, and pulls it over her head.

Jeff hoodwinked his girlfriend last night.

by singlepriest128 June 29, 2011

Hoodtwinked

When someone who used to be a twink still uses their twink photos on dating sites despite not being a twink any longer.

Guy 1: I was completely Hoodtwinked this past weekend.

Guy 2: What do you mean.

Guy 1: Met up with a twink from Grindr, and he hasn’t been a twink in a least 10 years.

Guy 2: Oh god, how bad.

Guy 1: A total bear.

by Hahaharambe February 3, 2022

Hardwicked

When your asshole boyfriend is domineering and uses you as a sex doll.

I am so tired of being Hardwicked by my boyfriend.

by FrankieStrilla June 18, 2018

hoodwinked

being scammed by someone who lives in the hood.

I was hoodwinked by Nicole, she burrowed 20 bucks on the promise of paying me back on the 1st. of the month. I track her down on the 10th. of the month and she trys to pay me back with foodstamps. I was hoodwinked.

by C L 8er March 12, 2009

Hoodwinked

When your significant other steals your hoodies without any intention of returning them.

Man, yesterday Shaquanza came over and she totally hoodwinked me!

by J-Thrust The Noble May 9, 2014

Hoodlocked

The female version of blue balls

Shit Liss, he's been gone for a week and Im so hoodlocked.

by Brooke Anderson August 8, 2007

Hoodwinker

Barack <b>Hussein</b> Obama

Barack <b>Hussein</b> Obama, the master <strike>baiter</strike> hoodwinker, <strike>baited</strike> hoodwinked people who are constitutionally incapable of thinking for themselves, a.k.a. ObamaBots, into voting for him during the 2008 presidential primary election.

by Bill Ayers, Weather Underground, Member May 24, 2008