hocified

shit faced drunk. Like major binge drinkage has gone on

Jim didn't even remember getting hocified after his girl dumped him, you better have someone supervise dude.

by Caitlyn R. J. April 26, 2008

hornified

The act of feeling horny towards someone

Are you hornified?

by Amenneka June 23, 2015

Hardified

When you are so scared and full of terror you pop a raging boner.

Yo Jamie put on some clothes man you just made me so hardified from looking at your naked glistening body.

by Nguy69 October 4, 2017

Grey Hoodied

When you send a video of yourself masturbating to an online scammer. It is most commonly done to scammers attempting extortion through gaining access to footage of you masturbating.

I recieved a stupid scam email from a dude in Nigeria, so I grey hoodied him.

by Reposition July 29, 2020

Hoodinied

Verb // Doing something sneaky like a magician would do. (who-dee-need)

"Oh man you just got fuckin' hoodinied! I ran right behind you while you were looking for me and you didn't notice me."

by KuciMane August 17, 2015

hottified

When your girlfriend is so god damned sexy that you get a hard on just by looking at her. You can barely hold back from tearing your pants off to put it in her.

GOD DAMN YOU ARE HOTTIFIED TONIGHT!

by pimpmaster 3000 July 9, 2005

Hornified

The Act of being horny

God damn I'm hornified.

by 13 March 26, 2003