hampter bawls

bawls of a hampter

guy: guess what

dude: what
guy: hampter bawls

by mike_oxlong657 August 1, 2023

Hampter

Hampter is life

Yo sussy 3am hampter amogus quandangle dingle

by Darealbeesechurger May 19, 2022

hometerosexual

A typical man, who happens to like other men, but without being a screaming queen and broadcasting it on all frequencies...
Can sometimes be confused with a metrosexual straight man Or a closeted gay man...

Coined by Alan... COPYRIGHT

Hey, did you see that boy last night at bar? he was really nice, best of, he's a hometerosexual, so it makes him even cuter...

by Ally151085 December 29, 2008

humpterlove

When a Male hugs a woman, but the woman thinks of it as a an effort for vaginal intercourse and moans. or vise versa.

I Was sooo embarresed when my boyfriend hugged me and I thought he whanted to have sex. It was a big, messy humpterlove.

by glennie November 27, 2007

hampter

any female's vagina, whether its a good one or a bad one, but preferably a good one

her hampter was so wet, i just slid right in

by the hxcest of hxc August 25, 2010

Homper

Homper - meaning in a stressed, fritzed, frantic sort of way.

We were in a homper to the station.

by zoegl February 19, 2009

hometero

A gay guy who acts super straight.

Josh is such a hometero that even when he came out his parents thought he was lying

by ploopstertheplurple February 14, 2014