Porphyric Hemophilia 

The medical term for vampirism

bob: I think i have Porphyric Hemophilia.
ted:what, why?
bob: my teeth are sharp
ted: shut the hell up dracula

Porphyric Hemophilia by ITCHYxTR1GGA69 July 22, 2011

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

Fucking priceless.

I mean, that says it all.

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs by BleezeMonkey September 17, 2003

hemophilia

the instance when someone was born with an uncut penis because if circusision has acured the person would have died.

Richard: I have hemophilia
Casey: I have a pet gold fish, tell me about it
Richard: it means my body does not heal itself like yours does without aid

hemophilia by lhrocks February 2, 2015

homophilia 

As opposed to homophobia (fear or dislike of homosexuals), homophilia is the sexual attraction towards homosexual people. This is not to be confused with simply "homosexual", homophilia refers fixation on homosexual people of either gender.

Homophilia is much rarer than homosexuality.

homophilia by Skyboy September 22, 2005

Homophilia 

Acceptance of homosexuals that is put on for fear of seeming homophobic.

You're not really friends with Kyle. He's just a handbag for your homophilia.

Homophilia by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Homophilic 

When a man likes men but isn't gay.

Person 1: Slappy likes men.
Person 2: I know, he's very homophilic.
Person 1: Yeah, but, Slappy likes men still.
Person 2: Of course, everyone knows that.

Homophilic by thespanishone March 19, 2011

Hemophilia

An intense sexual attraction to blood.

Tim: "Dude I love having sex when my girlfriend is on her period. It gets me off like nothing else. Regular sex isn't nearly as exciting any more."
Eric: "Sounds like you might have a serious case of hemophilia."

Hemophilia by FeralPersona January 15, 2013