Homiesexual

When you and your homie have sex but it's not gay because it was satire and you decide to get married for the tax benrfits

Being homiesexual is less gay than being straight, because you're straight enough to fuck a dude and not be gay

by Homiesexuality April 20, 2018

Homiesexual

When you’re with the homies and you do gay things but you say ‘no homo’ so it is alright.

Me: Bro you can be gay with the homies it’s called being homiesexual but say no homo first!
Friend: Im down if you’re down!

by Thismakesmesayverymuchyes February 26, 2020

Homiesexual

When you deliver a sexual act on your homie but it is not homosexual

Hey did you hear tim is homiesexual

by Eye in da sky July 24, 2018

homiesexual

When boys act gay around other boy friends (homies).

We aren’t gay, we’re just homiesexual

by olives?!? January 16, 2021

homersexual

A name from one of the prank phone calls that Bart does to Moe on the Simpsons. It is used in season 2, episode 7F15, Principal Charming.

Bart: Hello is Homer there?

Moe: Homer who?

Bart: Homer Sexual.

Moe: Well, one second, let me check. Uhh Homer Sexual. Oh come on, come on, one of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual.

Homer: Ha Ha, don't look at me.

Moe: Oh no, You rotten little punk. If I ever get a hold of you I'll sink my teeth into your cheak and rip your face off.

by Linux System Message April 10, 2004

Homersexual

A man who is aroused by the site of beer and doughnuts. Category that originated with Homer Simpson. Any man who bears a strong resemblance in likeness or habit to Homer Simpson.

Any police officer or fireman you have ever met. "He got all homersexual and hit me for grabbing his Boston creme."

by Shane C Gray November 15, 2010

homelessexual

A person who sleeps with people in order to have somewhere to stay the night. The homelessexual lifestyle involves staying in a relationship in order to stay in a person's house.

I invited Chase over one night after the bar and he never left, I always fall for the homelessexuals.

by Mr. Tickles February 2, 2022