homophile 

An asshole who believes that human beings were meant to be homosexual, that nature intented it that way, and spends his/her time kissing homosexual's asses on message boards.

Person 1: Wouldn't Jacob and Robert make a cute couple?
Person 2: But aren't they both guys?
Homophile: YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? AND YOUR POINT IS???

Person 1: Who's best for Joey, Michelle or Susan?
Homophile: !@##$%%^^%, DANIEL WOULD YOU HOMOPHOBIC !@#@#

homophile by IluvB123 March 31, 2005

Homiephobe 

The significant other that you bring around your best homies and is always shy.

Rob: Yo Brad, we chillin' tonight?
Brad: Yeah man, but I gotta bring Wanda, I just hope she doesn't turn into a homiephobe.

Homiephobe by Lanceeboy121 April 28, 2009

Homophile 

A homosexual person with an obsession with looking at gay pornography. Homophiles are generally very over-sexual and make it very apparent that they're gay.

From Norwegian "Homofile" meaning "gay".

Dude, Dylan is such a homophile. He wants to cum in my bellybutton.

Chris told me during English he wants to lick my nipples then cover me in ranch dressing... what a homophile!

Homophile by bauB June 10, 2008

Homophile 

You know I just coined a new word.

Homophile: A person who loves wordplay in general and particularly puns formed by homphones.

Shakespear was a well known homophile.

I just call them homos for short.

Hence, most people who enjoy my writing are homos.

I said I don't have a soul, not sole you homophile!

Homophile by Lord Xantar April 9, 2005

homophile 

usually gay and among the name of craig

CRAIG YOU'RE A HOMOPHILE

homophile by ppsucker29/ shithead Larry July 3, 2019

homiephilic 

An adjective used to describe someone who displays behavior that may be misconstrued as homosexual towards his or her friends. Those who are homiephilic are not gay but are okay with speaking highly of their friends' looks, behavior, or ambitions, and are vocal about their adoration or appreciation for such friends. Some people may be uneasy with a homiephile's compliments or advancements.

Often used as a defense against allegations of homosexuality.

Alternative forms: homiephile, homiephilia, homiephiliac.

I'm not gay, I'm homiephilic. I love my boys.

homiephilic by hoz1 January 11, 2025

Homiehole 

Your homie's asshole. It is not gay to stick your dick in a homiehole, it's just bros helping bros.

Had a great night with Frank's homiehole. He's a real bro.

Homiehole by TheHeadlessSalesman June 11, 2018