Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

Gandhi

Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,

And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,

He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,

(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

-The Newfangled Four

by Random_doesn’t_equal_funny August 16, 2018

Holidosis

Holidosis is the disease of the holiday spirit. Mostly occured from early October to Early January. Religions and cultures may change effect of Holidosis. If your Christian Holidosis is usually side effects as Christmas spirit. And of course the nonsecular days Halloween and thanksgiving. If your Jewish your normally in the Hannukah spirit. And the nonsecular holidays like Halloween and thanksgiving. 9/10 people have it. The rest of the 1/10 are old hermits or beings without family.

Aye bro come over im so upset right now.

Nahh im to Happy

From?

I have a huge case of Holidosis.

by chorectophy October 8, 2014

Vaginal Halitosis

The condition in which an unkempt vagina emits an unpleasant odor. Mainly caused by lack of good hygiene.

I can't believe I went down on her yesterday. Her pussy smelled like morning breath. She definitely has some Vaginal Halitosis going on.

by smugglescoke July 16, 2018

halotosis

Noun - bad breath due to excessively playing Halo over a course of 2 - x days.

Carson: "Hey guys, no one was on Live last night, what the fuck?"
Devon: "Dude, you gotta fix that halotosis you got goin on or else we will all die!"

by Devon Naccarato May 16, 2008

haletosis

The condition of having bad breath.

man, that guy's only good when his mouth is closed. He has major haletosis.

by fuckyoubuddy March 26, 2005

halitosis

The breath you have when you've just woke up. Some people call it morning breath and it smells like someone has died in your mouth.

Matthew has halitosis.

by psycho bitch March 7, 2004

halitosis

(n., shortened form of "simple chronic halitosis") False medical condition created by advertising writers to sell mouthwash. Only known symptom is bad breath, usually brought under control with periodic use of advertiser's product.

The best cure for halitosis is better oral hygene.

by Anonymous May 26, 2003