the hokey pokey

a sexual act in which you perform oral on your partner while moving your legs in a circular motion while writing out "do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around" in your partners vagina, while grabbing her breasts and moving them up and down like cow utters. and (this is optional) your friend is gonna beat the shit out of his meat whilst singing the lyrics to "the hokey pokey"

jake "me and my girlfriend performed the hokey pokey last night"
kyle "thats cool, but did you ever try "the school bus"?

by Mr.DocterAids June 19, 2022

hokey pokey

When you're doing a girl doggy style and she turns around for the finishing move. She turns herself around, and that's what it's all about.

I was bangin' this nussy doggy style, and she did the hokey pokey.

by DUKEST3R February 17, 2007

hokey doodles

A slang term for "Oh my goodness", or an expression of surprise, something unexpected. Some people also think it is a polite way of saying "Holy Shit".

"Hokey doodles that truck had a lot of chrome!"

by Tigerfan51 January 19, 2016

hokey cokey

A person who is half-in, half-out of the closet. They are out to some friends/family, but not all.

"I'm still a bit hokey cokey at the moment, don't tell anyone I'm gay"

by queerkid May 12, 2014

Hokey Pokey

it IS what its all about

what if the hokey pokey IS what its all about?

by Webster Pappadapolis October 22, 2003

the hokey pokey

slang for intercourse

lets go upstairs and do the hokey pokey.

by Indigo606 September 13, 2011

hokey pokey

Hokey Pokey is this hard golden sweet stuff that is found in little balls in hokey pokey ice-cream, also in the middle of Cadbury's Crunchie bar.

Oh Lord, all this hokey pokey is making me feel sick

by *Juanita* September 28, 2005