Hoitsma

Penis wider than it is long.

My hoitsma hurts!

by The Panzerknacker October 7, 2003

street howitzer

A large guage shotgun that is modified with a shorter barrel. The phrase originated in the late 1800's, but had a resurgence of popularity in the 20's and 30's.

On my deliveries, I always keep a street howitzer in my truck.

by GrifterOi May 29, 2008

Hoity Toity

A person whom assumes that they are above you in any way without cause or reason. This person normally has to find flaws in others to make them feel better. They really enjoy labels are always made up.

Jennifer just bout a D&G bag - She acts a little too hoity toity for me.....

by Star Burger September 14, 2009

chowder howitzer

A dick, erect and ready to blow

I pulled out my chowder howitzer and blew a big wad on her chin.

by Chach July 31, 2003

Jeremy Hotz

One of the funniest stand-up comics in existence!

"The Canadian flag's supposed to be a symbol of power... it's a leaf! Yeah, don't mess with us or we'll dry up and blow away!"-Jeremy Hotz

by Kevin Martin May 14, 2004

hotzi

A hot nazi. This refers to a sexually attractive person who exhibits nazi attitudes (racist, homophobic, and/or facist) or appears to be the stereotypical blond-haired + blue-eyed Aryan. As such, it can be taken as a compliment, backhanded compliment, or an insult.

Not to be confused with Kenny Hotz.

"I know he's always talking about eradicating the jews or whatev, but he's totally fit -- the boy is a hotzi."

by Kelevra January 14, 2008

da Heitz

To do something toally cool or be in complete charge of a situation. To be above question or another's authority.

Man did you see that guy in the meeting? He was totally da Heitz! They all shut up did whatever he told them.

by Tim Rogowski January 29, 2009