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You want women, you don't have 'em? I'll tell you what you do: You get yourself one of these (Hottiez)
Hottiez by ShamWow Guy July 19, 2009

a hottieist

This is someone who judges others on how hot or sexy they are.
Did you see how hot Juan's new secretary is, that guy was always a hottieist.
a hottieist by I, Wreckerrr December 16, 2020

smelly hootie 

A twat that hasn't been properly cleaned for days resulting in horrendous odors.
The men who are into Melaynya love an unwashed rancid smelly hootie.
smelly hootie by Vermont Fag January 7, 2017

happy hour hottie 

a girl who looks very hot after a few drinks, but actually is ugly as hell..
travis: "damn, you hooked up with a happy hour hottie last night!"

bill: "yeah i know, i had too much to drink last night during happy hour."
happy hour hottie by the travinator September 26, 2005
YOU!!!
You’re an absolute hottie ❤️💞😝🤪🥰😍🥵
Hottie by Whyyy89473 March 30, 2021

Dumpster Hotties 

When you live in a condo or apartment and you look into the back alley only to find not so decent to good looking girls frolicking by your dumpster. Dumpster hotties are hard to catch as they are usually heading back to thier building.
Cam: Hey man, look more dumpster hotties are gathering.
Sean: mmmmhh dumpster hotties
Dumpster Hotties by AmosMosesJones January 30, 2010