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Hospital Thug

A male who works in a hospital that carries himself in a thug-like manner. He smells like the essence of mystery. Everyone is nice to him because they fear that outside of work he might be a super gangster. Most of the time. They're right...
Jefferson James Junior the 2nd: "Hey dude, check it out its Zac Shoelace.."
Gunther: "Is it true that hes a thug outside of work?"
Jefferson James Junior the 2nd: "No gunther, Hes not just a thug you little dipshit! Hes a hospital thug....shit man...A hospital thug is the rarest most badass kinds of thug, you should be thankful youve spotted one! Many people search their whole lives trying to track one down. You disgust me."
by chelseason September 24, 2012
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Fairfield Hills Hospital

Mental Hospital located in Newtown, Connecticut which closed in 1995. It includes over 50 large brick buildings located on over 100 acres with underground tunnels connecting the buildings. Loaded with cops because of the people who try to sneak in. Extremely haunted, with a large number of deaths due to 'unknown causes'
Jess: We should sneak into Fairfield Hills Hospital

John: Yeah, lets go..

Norm: Hellz Nah bro's, there's still bodies in there and the po po is swarmin the place
by j3ssme0w December 28, 2009
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mexican hospital

dude 1: What happened to Steve after the party last night, he was so wasted.

dude 2: Didn't you hear, he woke up in a mexican hospital with one of his kidneys missing.
by Bitch Puddin' April 26, 2011
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Hospitility

The blend of hospitality and hostility exhibited by most long-time servers in a restaurant. Also known as the art of telling someone to fuck off in a way where they look forward to the trip.
If you're gonna work here, you're going to have to learn hospitility. If not, the extra ranch crowd will eat you alive.
by Server Memes January 6, 2016
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hospital

A place where they mend your arm and leg and then demand both as payment for their services.
Dude, my hospital bill was $2000 even after they ran my top-of-the-line insurance! All I had was a broken finger!
by WelkinRing February 8, 2012
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Hospital fast

"Hospital fast" is in reference to somebody who is going so fast, they're probably going to end up in the hospital if they eat shit or crash. Usually it's in reference to somebody who has very few safety precautions. I.E. driver with no seat belt, longboarder with no pads or helmet.
Holy haberdashery batman, that guy bombing is going hospital fast!
by swallnuts October 10, 2010
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Rogers Memorial Hospital

Great for a 6 month long stay. Provides small beds, no closet space, terrible water pressure, room locks included, 1/2 bath, and 13 other roommates. People come from miles to enjoy many actives such as CBT, Mall Publix, and experimental therapy actives that will make you want to code yellow. So come on down, to CAC North (cause West low key sucks) and enjoy your stay.
Person 1 : hey have you ever been to summer camp?
Person 2 : well...have you heard of Rogers Memorial Hospital, located in Oconomowoc, Wisconsin?
by Moose2020 August 13, 2019
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