Hotty gets the Shotty

A phrase used, either ironically or seriously, to reserve the front passenger (a.k.a. shotgun) seat of a vehicle for yourself, under the pretense that you deserve to ride shotgun because of your good looks. Girls are more likely to say this than guys, but either sex can use it.

Sean: "Shotgun!"

Erin: "Nope, hotty gets the shotty!"

Sean: "WTF? Whatever, but I pick what we listen to."

Brigette: "ROFL you guys, just get in the car!"

by Ranbuknarlakingston November 27, 2011

Hofte Syndrome

Hofte Syndrome

When you're so stoned that you turn pale and lose control

Look at that guy, he's as white as a sheet! Typical case of Hofte Syndrome

Yesterday that dude had a Hofte Syndrome, he was laying behind the sofa

by Ibeh November 7, 2015

hefty wanker

A 12 year old swag fag who vapes all the time and jacks off 2 times a day.

I saw John vaping yesterday and he said he just got done jacking off. What a hefty wanker.

by ButterboyOG October 2, 2015

Hooty

I very underrated bird-tube creature from the also criminally underrated tv series, the owl house.

There is no beginning, no end, there is only HOOTY!

Hooty hoot hOOT HOOT!

I swear someday I will kill that bird tube. Hooty? right?

mm-mm Delicious Knowledge is a quote Hooty says

by C h o r a January 28, 2021

hefty honey

A voluptuous curvy fat woman who attracts chubby chasers.

I like to find me some hefty honeys that make a fried chicken so good it'll make you slap yo mama!

by PWizard April 11, 2015

Hooty Heffer

"Greasy Twinkies"

Aka: Fugly Replacements That are so ugly and greasy
You can scrape pounds of

crisco off them

When u see your replacement

"Wow .....that bitch"

New horror movie
"The Greasy Twinkie Returns"

"Making cookies has never

been so easy"

When u see your replacement

just call her a "Hooty Heffer"

because she wont understand
and you can just laugh and laugh while she tries to figure it out.

by GreasyTwinke June 4, 2016

hefty hogs

Unlike the heavenly hog these girls are hideous and can range from 250 to a whopping 500 pounds. Can be seen grazing at all you can eat joints.

Holy shit look at those hefty hogs dam her arm fat just waved at me.

by Mr rumplenuts April 20, 2017