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Dustin Hoffman

Attending a Halloween or other costume party in as yourself in your street clothes, and explaining that you are actor Dustin Hoffman in very heavy makeup and costume.
Who is that cheapskate trying to fool, claiming he's Dustin Hoffman? He's just here for the free booze!
by dottielover October 21, 2009
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Hoffmann

The correct spelling of Hoffman. It's always better with 2 N's.
Wow, why does that douche only spell his last name with one N and not 2, it's supposed to be HOFFMANN?
by cchoffy55 June 24, 2009
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sid hoffman or sid frenchman

"this is the dumbest game I have ever played."
by linzoy August 26, 2003
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Wild Hoffman

A guy that goes around smacking other guys on the ass in return for something.
Gimme some seltzer or imma pull a wild hoffman on you.
by Fuc! September 12, 2009
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hooman

what parrots, doggos or cats call humans
look hooman, i eat my seebs

now look, hooman! i am a skatebirb!
by the cooler penguin27 September 29, 2020
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Hooman

Hooman is often what pets say instead of human. They usually use it when there asking for something from you.🐶🐱🐹
by Greencat38 October 27, 2020
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hufman's theory of departion

the action in which a person leaves a party or formal gathering while failing to inform others about his departure leaving them clueless and apprehensive about his abrupt vansishment from the vicinity.
while attending a party or gathering, one initiates hufman's theory of departion by simply fleeing in secrecy leaving his acquaintances completly ignorant to his dissapearence; this action also tends to piss people off as well.
by PACELITE September 3, 2006
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