The kind of outfit a ho wears. Very similar to a slutfit.
A combination of the words "ho" and "outfit".
A combination of the words "ho" and "outfit".
Guy: Hey bro, see that girl over there? It's like she's not wearing anything!
Other guy: Yeah, I'm totally diggin' that sexy hofit.
Other guy: Yeah, I'm totally diggin' that sexy hofit.
by Pseudonymulous? March 4, 2011
Get the Hofit mug.(Hot Female Induced Retardation)
This phenomenon occurs when the brain ceases to function to its full potential in the company of a beautiful woman, often resulting in accidents, injuries, odd behavior and extreme embarrassment. In more extreme cases, it can result in police arrest or death.
This phenomenon occurs when the brain ceases to function to its full potential in the company of a beautiful woman, often resulting in accidents, injuries, odd behavior and extreme embarrassment. In more extreme cases, it can result in police arrest or death.
1/ Man sees a gorgeous woman and in an attempt to catch her attention, he waves and walks into a tree. HoFIRe.
2/ Friend 1: "Oh my god I saw the hottest chick the other day while I was out driving! She was so gorgeous I couldn't take my eyes off her"
Friend 2: "Oh yeah, did you stop and ask her out?"
Friend 1: "Uh, no... I had a HoFIRe attack and I accidentally ran over a small child"
3/ Doctor: "What happened to your hand?"
Patient: "HoFIRe. I was in the kitchen making a smoothie for my girlfriend and she flashed me"
Doctor: "Oh, well... what's left of your hand needs to be amputated"
2/ Friend 1: "Oh my god I saw the hottest chick the other day while I was out driving! She was so gorgeous I couldn't take my eyes off her"
Friend 2: "Oh yeah, did you stop and ask her out?"
Friend 1: "Uh, no... I had a HoFIRe attack and I accidentally ran over a small child"
3/ Doctor: "What happened to your hand?"
Patient: "HoFIRe. I was in the kitchen making a smoothie for my girlfriend and she flashed me"
Doctor: "Oh, well... what's left of your hand needs to be amputated"
by Wyldside27 May 17, 2011
Get the HoFIRe mug.Rage associated with the suffering of HoFIRe.
It can be inwardly or outwardly directed.
In some cases, it can be seen as another form of verbal affection towards the 'Hot Female' in question.
The severity of the rage often corresponds with the passion felt.
It can be inwardly or outwardly directed.
In some cases, it can be seen as another form of verbal affection towards the 'Hot Female' in question.
The severity of the rage often corresponds with the passion felt.
1/ Inwardly Directed HoFIRe Rage:
"I am such a f**king dick! Oh my god! I can't believe I just said/did/behaved like such a f**king retard in front of that girl! Now she thinks I am a complete F**kwit! Argh!"
2/ Outwardly Directed HoFIRe Rage:
Argh! YOu are so f**king hot you are driving me crazy! I walked into a f**king tree! What are you doing to my goddamn brain?!"
3/ HoFIRe Rage as a form of verbal affection:
"My GOD you are so amazingly hot I just want to tear your face off and fry it in butter with garlic and onions!"
or
"Your are so cute I wanna rip out your f**king voice-box and stuff it in your eye socket!"
(NOTE: HoFIRe Rage is not a threat against anyones personal safety. It is merely verbal. If you feel HoFIRe rage and it becomes physical and you end up wanting to actually harm another person, you more than likely have a mental health problem and need to seek help.)
"I am such a f**king dick! Oh my god! I can't believe I just said/did/behaved like such a f**king retard in front of that girl! Now she thinks I am a complete F**kwit! Argh!"
2/ Outwardly Directed HoFIRe Rage:
Argh! YOu are so f**king hot you are driving me crazy! I walked into a f**king tree! What are you doing to my goddamn brain?!"
3/ HoFIRe Rage as a form of verbal affection:
"My GOD you are so amazingly hot I just want to tear your face off and fry it in butter with garlic and onions!"
or
"Your are so cute I wanna rip out your f**king voice-box and stuff it in your eye socket!"
(NOTE: HoFIRe Rage is not a threat against anyones personal safety. It is merely verbal. If you feel HoFIRe rage and it becomes physical and you end up wanting to actually harm another person, you more than likely have a mental health problem and need to seek help.)
by Wyldside27 May 17, 2011
Get the HoFIRe Rage mug.n. The outfit in which a ho (prostitute, escort, etc.) decides to wear in order to be noticed as a ho. Whether it be flashy or demure, you notice that this is a ho by her attire.
1) How can you tell me that's not a ho? Those glitter boots, huge ass hoop earrings, pink halter top with that fur coat on in the middle of summer.... Her hofit is too much!
2) I really want to finally sac him in bed. Could you help me shop for my hofit?
2) I really want to finally sac him in bed. Could you help me shop for my hofit?
by maniacalMAH May 22, 2014
Get the HoFit mug.Our Geometry teacher Mr. Menard has asked to show us a word with perfect symmetry so I showed him HOXIXOH
by Sarnold3853 September 26, 2018
Get the HOXIXOH mug.hobixjimin IS the #1 yoonmin stan. they have an acc on tiktok and instagram so you should go follow. they make really good edits and deserve to be noticed by BTS. they are really nice and will always crop pictures when you ask. also, their ult bias is park jimin and they sometimes flop but sometimes go viral ;) you should go follow them on tiktok and on instagram!! @hobixjimin <3
wow did you see hobixjimin’s new tiktok?! it’s so funny!!
omg did you see hobixjimin’s new edit on instagram?! it’s fireeeee
omg did you see hobixjimin’s new edit on instagram?! it’s fireeeee
by #1jiminstan September 6, 2021
Get the hobixjimin mug.One of the best guys in the world. Someone who you can always have fun with. He is the perfect person for late night car rides and sharing yellow red bull energy drinks. Furthermore, his music taste and spotify playlists are the things you shouldn't live without. Anyone who has a Hofi in his life can be very grateful.
by theoneandonlynati November 21, 2021
Get the Hofi mug.