hof

a lanky, hairy, goatman like person

Stop being such a hof and shave you mustache!

Guys, I swear I just saw a hof lurking outside the RV, it was 9 feet tall, and had glasses

Good god woman! Your legs are hairier than a hofs!

by Funkyfresh81 October 23, 2007

hof

The noise you make when you hump something or jump wildly around in the game Counter-Strike. Can and is mostly said "Hof Hof"

Dude a DVD burner: Hof Hof

by V-Spec September 09, 2003

Hof

Abbreviation for Hello old friend

I met someone I had not seen for a couple of months. I said " Hof "

by Stais September 06, 2005

hoffing

To get ones bare butt cheaks autographed by David Hasselhoff.

I collect autographs but i mostly prefer to go hoffing

by dhbanana October 03, 2006

Hoffing

A breath of air passed from one person to another as a result of not using social distancing. Passing air is usually warm in temperature and often expelled from the mouth with a gentle hoff sound.

As John woke from his sleep he felt the uncomfortably warm breath of Jane “hoffing” directly into his face.

by Iknoyamum August 28, 2020

Hoffing

The action of turning into David Hasselhof, where after directing all attention to yourself

"I can't believe it.. She is hoffing all attention!"

by Falken41241 December 04, 2015

hof

Similar to exclaiming, "God!" or "damn!" but not as offensive.

My wallet's gone. HOF!

by Wendy April 11, 2005