Hoffdogg

someone that kicks ass is refered to as a hoffdog.

Yo hoffdogg! you kickin tonight?

by Nate March 12, 2003

Hoffensetz

A last name, usually referring to a whiny and annoying species of human. The Hoffensetz clan is usually quite gullible, and also on the diminutive side of the height scale. They enjoy swearing to release pent-up emotions, and, having such high-strung emotions, are easily startled. The females of the Hoffensetz's are rude and disrespectful to figures of authority

A sighting of the elusive Hoffensetz female is not uncommon in such places as high schools, Starbucks, and is usually occupied with a device known as a "cellphone"

by nik the one March 4, 2019

Hoffee

A racist, sexist, homophobic chad

"Hoffee, stop spamming offensive memes"

by Mold of the fridge April 5, 2022

Justin Hoffert

the most fantastic person in the world... Has a amazing hug cock... Pleasures multiple porn stars at a time... Justin Hoffert pleasures girls named Samara 10 fold =D

Justin Hoffert's cock is the size of Texas...

by Jeffrey Hoffman August 6, 2011

hoifed

the act of getting completely pwned; can also be used to describe anything/anyone that gets figuratively destroyed commonly used in Call Of Duty when one team wrecks another. The o can be substituted for a zero (0)

The Big E: Thats right bitches, sit down.
Bryan: Get. Hoifed.
Kush: Throw up that h0if clan tag.

Koo: ROUR

by thekirbinator December 14, 2010

huffed

The act of missing a target you are shooting at

My friend Mike was deer hunting and a large buck came in and he raised his bow and took a shot, but he huffed it and the deer ran away unharmed.

by can2430 September 28, 2011

Hoofed

When you are in Red Lion, Pa or any other small town and you find yourself sodomized by the hoof of a deer.

... "When Mort and Cait found Trixie her two passengers were laying on the side of road bleeding from their asses. I think they were hoofed"

by Loifer December 27, 2007