hocksee

Pronounced "HOCK-see": The act of a child running through/between an adult's legs, often with a light tap/brushing on the male adults genitals on the way through. Super-hocksee involves one of the child's arms locked around one adult leg for rapid "round and round" action, or multiple hocksees in rapid succession.

Adult: Groan I got hockseed.

Child: Yay! HOCKSEE! upon completion

by enjoying_sunshine July 27, 2009

heckster

noun//
A word used from the origin “heck” often in a young environment to prevent cussing.

“What the heckster?! How did I just win a million dollars?!”

by what the heckster June 23, 2019

hecks no

like saying hell no but more fashionable.

Martha: Did u noe she was talking crap about you?
Sally: OH HECKS NO

by Alexanderia October 27, 2006

Ham Hocks

A distorted or very unattractive pair of womens breats. Symptons include misaligned nipples, sagging flap jacks, or plain unsightly pair of tits.

Damn that girl has a nasty set of Ham Hocks

by BiGMerK215 November 10, 2010

Liam Hoekstra

The strongest child on this planet.

Liam Hoekstra could body slam a 6'5, 250lb man with one hand.

by Dragonsarefuckingawesome November 26, 2011

ham hocks

A prodigious, gelatinous, or otherwise unnecessarily large portion of meat on one's buttock/upper thigh region. Symptoms include the inability to fit into non wide-leg jeans, being able to see one's ass from the front, and when running the smell of burning fabric. Usually hocks are coupled with a gap between the back and the pants.

Deelishis, from Flavor of Love 2- THAT bitch got some HOCKS
Coco- Ice Tea's wife got two fine hams on her backside!
Niecy Nash aka Deputy Raineesha Williams on Reno 911. Anyone who has seen that show knows that Rainessha's ass be epITOMIZING the meaning of ham hocks.

by Cheetah4life December 24, 2008

Hoekstra

A massively over-exaggerated whine. Started as a response to a Tweet by GOP Congressman Pete Hoekstra who compared the Iranian demonstrations to GOP oppression by Democrats.

- Our office cooler ran out of water. this must be what its like in Sudan.
- Dude, that's a total Hoekstra

by Facecrapper June 17, 2009