hoe

a gardening tool used to extract weeds and plow soil.

HOWEVER, the common 'hoe' (slut) is actually spelled 'ho', so for all you idiots out there who can't spell this is a reminder.

You slept with my bofriend you're a nasty 'ho', not 'hoe'.

by KateyG December 19, 2007

hoe

Apparently there are a lot of people who are confusing "hoe" with "ho". Believe it or not, they are two completely different things. The correct definitions for "hoe" are:

-noun

1. A garden tool. A long-handled implement having a thin, flat blade usually set transversely, used to break up the surface of the ground, destroy weeds, etc.

-verb (used with object)

2. To dig, scrape, weed, cultivate, etc., with a hoe.

-verb (used without object)

3. To use a hoe.

This is straight from Dictionary.com. There's no mention of a woman in there. Hopefully people will stop confusing the two. It kind of makes people who do misuse the word look illiterate, and that's pretty sad.

A hoe is used to loosen up dirt. A ho does not work this way.

by iandme May 16, 2011

hoe

A tool who's only purpose on this planet is plowing.

Jarred- Do you know where to get any hoes?

Home Depot guy- aisle 6 sir.

Jarred- thanks!

by yourmomshoe January 10, 2008

hoe

Its 3:10 a.m. and I'm pretty sure I'm looking for one. Most likely you are too. However, the catch is if you are a farmer. In that case, you are most certainly looking for two different hoes. But seriously, one is responsible for the agricultural movement that occured around 4000BC, allowing man to efficiently grow massive quantities of crops. The other hoe also came to existance around 4000 b.c, allowing man to contract massive quantities of STDs.

I would love to hoe this fertile land
I would love for this hoe to get the fuck off of my fertile land

I spent a lot of money on this hoe but I got some nice crops
I spent a lot of money on this hoe but I got some nice crabs

This hoe works the land real freaky nasty good
This hoes works the land really nicely

by PWJ January 6, 2009

hoe

Misspelling of 'ho' (short for 'whore'), confused with a tool for gardening.

Guy #1: Look she's a hoe!
Guy #2: No dude, she's a ho.

by j_b December 31, 2005

hoe

A garden tool which used to break up the soil to plant shit!! duh..what do you think it is

i got 2 dirty hoes in each hand

by hitlers child January 20, 2007

hoe

A tool who's only purpose on this planet is plowing.

Jarred- Do you know where to get any hoes?

Home Depot guy- aisle 6 sir.

Jarred- thanks!

by yourmomshoe January 12, 2008