hobnocked

To get slapped with a penis (or by a hobnocker)

Person 1: This bitch just sassed me!
Person 2: Tell her she's going to get hobnocked

by lalaland5484668487 October 15, 2015

hobknocker

To hit someone in the face with the penis.

He was a real hobknocker!

by DefinitionsFortheSoul November 23, 2009

Hobknockery

The action of having sexual relations with your pets.

I've had enough of this hobknockery! Leave your pets alone you hobknocker!

by SamLayyJulie October 18, 2010

Hobnocker

Something gross and illegal

"You're a hobnocker"-British dude from iCarly

by iCarly fan(: February 9, 2009

Hobknocker

An allegedly defamatory aspersion of ostensible British origon used chiefly to assert the recipient's overt practice of something decidedly "gross" and "illegal"; as spoken in the American sitcom television series "iCarly".

"You filthy American hobknockers!

by Maimraid February 7, 2009

hobnoker

a person(s) that have sex with small animals and sometimes elephants.

shut up you hobnoker.

by locajay September 28, 2009

hobknocker

a person who masterbates in public and therefore it is illegal.

check out that hobknocker.

dude thats awsome and illegal.

by carls to cool kubis June 4, 2009