hobbit hair

A meaning Danisnotonfire uses to describe his amazingly curly hair

Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it

Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it

by Phandom 101 April 4, 2015

Turd Hobbit

A type of internet troll with poor hygiene and an obsession with Dungeons & Dragons; socially challenged man-children who congregate at anonymous online message boards to dispense opinionated advice.

Although the appearance of many turd hobbits is unknown, sociologist Myree Feinstein-Hernandez characterizes them as middle-aged, balding, and overweight. They adopt personas (which they call"characters") for themselves based on Conan the Barbarian or "Warduke", a toy produced in the 1980s.

by TyrannoMurid October 30, 2022

Hobbit hole

A word used for your room when you retreat into it for long periods of time (usually includes food, electronics, and netflix)

Friends: Where's Jim?
Mom: Oh, He's gone up to his darn hobbit hole again!

by Cinquante March 30, 2015

River Hobbit

A dirty woman who walks along rivers and meets fisher men and then offers to have you give her the shocker.

That river hobbit we met today sure did like to have the shocker inserted into her dirty spider.

by PG November 26, 2004

hobbit porn

what hobbit fetishists watch instead of lesbian porn like the rest of us.

Guy1: Man, wanna watch some hobbit porn? I've got lord of the rubber rings here! Guy2: You know it!

by Deimos2 November 28, 2010

Hobbit rancher

Hobbit rancher : an Amish dude trying to Hurd six kids without shoes at Walmart. "They dress like hobbits, kids got dirty feet like hobbits , parents HOBBIT RANCHERS .

Damn that's one of the best Hobbit Ranchers I've even seen!!!

by Hobbit rancher July 20, 2017

Hobbitism

Hobbitism is a broad term for the body of hobbits and hobbit like people, their theologies and doctrines, ethical, spiritual, and behavioral characteristics, as well as their numerous and specific meals and in general their ravenous eating habits. It can also refer to human beings or other creatures sharing obvious or numerous traits of the hobbits.

That poor girl suffers from hobbitism, she eats six times a day minimum and she has very hairy toes.

by Notintoracism December 18, 2010