hoish

acting like a hoe; one who gets around

Julie acts hoish because she comes knocking on many guys doors looking for a late night hookup.

by SHIFFMAN October 23, 2006

Hoist My Sail

When someone gets an erection.

Keep rubbing my penis and hoist my sail.

by G-RED October 28, 2006

Boob Hoist

When you are playing a board game and you have to reach far across the table to draw a card or move your piece, the player hoists their boobs onto the table to prevent a boob chop.

Erin uses the boob hoist technique to avoid a boob chop, while Aimee's boobs are so small she doesn't have to worry about a hoist or a chop.

by Millie Mustang April 28, 2019

Hit and Homisuicide

The act of a person walking out in front of a car and getting hit by the said car but not killed. The car stops and the person gets out and walks over to check if the other is okay. The person on the ground proceeds to pull out a gun and shoots and kills the driver then turns the gun on themselves and pulls the trigger.

Person A: What happened to Jerry?
Person B: You didn't hear? He was involved in a Hit and Homisuicide
Person A: A what?
Person B: He hit someone with his car by accident, went to go check on them. Then the man he hit pulled a shotgun out of his asshole, shot Jerry then shot himself.
Person A: What kind of world do we live in?

by ginger powder and hoodini June 14, 2018

homoist

A person that inherently prefers the homosexual orientation as superior to any other

"Did you hear Dumbledore was gay?"

"I always knew he was more awesome than we ever gave him credit for."

"More awesome?"

"Yes, and jk rowling proved me right with pushing Dumbledore out of the closet."

"but isn't that homoist?"

by AnonE Mouse December 31, 2007

Belly Hoist

A doggy style sex position utilized by men whose stomachs have become so fat, and their stomach skin so loose, that their stomachs hang down covering their genitals (see also "Awning"). The man hoists his belly onto the back of his partner, thus exposing his genitals and permitting him to have sex.

Hey baby, get on your hands and knees, it's belly hoist time!

by Mr. Awning May 13, 2008

Hoisington

To condemn as a failure; used as an expletive to express anger, annoyance, disgust, etc.

A women walks out of a store, carrying paper sacks, it is pouring rain outside, much to her dismay, the bottom of the bags break open, and she promptly states "Hoisington"!

by wsjball November 4, 2009