the hjonkening

Well is the end times were geese take over and eat your fam

OH NO THE HJONKENING APON US

by Aden McWilliams April 14, 2021

Hjortur

a homosexual hillbilly.

Oh no, the Hjortur saw us, let's run before he makes love to us.

by John W. Ollis January 24, 2004

Hjort

The coolest mother fucking name anyone could ever have.

Damn did you see that Hjort he is cool as Shit.

Those Hjort's are the coolest mother fuckers in town... No the world!

See also: winner and kickass walking dead road to survival player

by Howdydoody June 28, 2016

hjonker

A type of bird that makes a sound similar to it's name "hjonk". The Hjonker attracts its mates by ejaculating over a female Hjonker's wings. Hjonkers are one of the worlds most sexual creatures.

Look over there, it's a Hjonker!

by peeepeee pooopoooo April 4, 2021

Hjouibpaxghxa

A headdress typically adorned by men from Jiubviatt when they marry women from the countryside. It represents that the men will guide the women until they become accustomed to city life.

His hjouibpaxghxa only made the wedding feel more sincere.

by TUR YUI FDOM December 23, 2022

Hjorn

1. An effeminate Laotian guy that resembles a girl (in a cute way).

2. A sexually attractive and submissive Asian.

That's a guy? Damn, what a hjorn!

Yeah, take it, you dirty little hjorn!

by dashington August 1, 2012

hjotp

Hand Job Over the Top of the Pants

You are at a concert-drunk-dancing with a sexy guy..and you just happen to reach back and give him an AMAZING hand job over the top of the pants (hjotp)... and then you slam your beer and leave.

by NATEive October 30, 2010