hired guns

A hard rockin' band from campbell river BC that rocks

Hired guns rocks i saw them and my balls exploded on the first song due to rock

by Caflisch22 July 31, 2006

hired vindicator

A "copycat" crook who is employed by a suspect in a recent crime to discreetly (i.e., without being recognized or caught) commit one or more similar crimes in the area while the suspect is in custody, thereby "proving" that the suspect isn't the one guilty of the "original" crime, since more crimes of the same type are being committed while he himself is out of circulation and thus could not possibly have committed them.

Being a hired vindicator might have its advantages, but it can also backfire, in that crimes committed by others can be falsely pinned on you. For example, Person A commits a burglary, and then sometime later is arrested and detained as a possible suspect, despite his professing his innocence. Person A's cronies then hastily scatter around and hire Person B to commit a string of additional burglaries in Person A's local area in an effort to draw suspicion off of Person A. But then one or more other local crooks commit subsequent burglaries in the same general vicinity, and so if Person B is eventually apprehended, he will likely be suspected of **all** of the burglaries, including the ones committed by these "new" criminals.

by QuacksO June 13, 2018

Quiet Hired

When an employer refuses to acknowledge an employee’s increase in worth with an increase in salary.

Employee: “Hello company, I’ve been in the same position for 10 years. I’ve been successful. I work nights and weekends. I take on additional work and responsibilities. I love what I do. I feel though that my relationship with this company is one sided. I feel that I have invested way more into this company than it has invested into me. I would like a pay raise and a promotion that aligns better with responsibilities I have accumulated over the years. "

Company: “…….. ”

Employee: “Oh no! I’ve been quiet hired!”

by Marry Swanson August 26, 2022

getting hired

The positive result of putting in an application. Also known as getting a blowjob, handjob or any other sexual job.

"Getting hired is a lot harder when the girls are sober."

"So Vaughn did you get hired last night?"
"No..."

"Dude I put in like 5 apps...I better get hired."

by joey bananas May 8, 2008

Lummox A Hired Hoodlum

A now debunked loser WingsOfRedemption
troll

Person: man lummox a hired hoodlum is a pussy

by Liquid Richard August 2, 2022

Lummox: A Hired Hoodlum

Jewish-American who has a money fetish and is obsessed with capitalizing on a fat guy named Wingsofredemption

Someone who is desperate for money is Lummox: A Hired Hoodlum

by Tiktok 2021 September 25, 2022

who hired you?

got this from dese guys from atlanta we met wen me and sum friends went to myrtle beach. it means either who asked you to say that? or who asked you to do that?

after jamie says one of their other sayins:

jamie: chill man chill
guys: who hired you???

by Anizzle13 August 18, 2008