hipstorable

When someone is dressed as a hipster douche but is really nice/attractive

My pretty friend Melissa wore glasses that were too big for her face and a plaid skirt. She sure was hipstorable.

by Peeetah November 30, 2011

hipstress

A hipster mistress; often of a professor or other intellectual

Did you see the bedroom eyes she was giving Professor Williams? She is totally his hipstress. His wife HATES her.

by MacDeee July 27, 2006

hipstercore-official

teenage blogger Anastasia Ataria (aka Steven Henry) on social networking platform Tumblr. Recently got "tumblr famous" as usual, for no apparent reason.

Allan : "did you check out that blog I forwarded you to?"
Amy : "what is it called again?"
Allan : "hipstercore-official"

by Allan Demetrius October 31, 2011

Hipstory

History as defined by hipsters.

The great Pabst shortage of 2005 will certainly go down in hipstory.

by JohnnyBlueEyes September 12, 2011

Hipstorian

A pontificating, preening and obtuse human person who has an emotional opinion on past events based on nothing but conjecture and complaint or a total misrepresentation or misunderstanding of facts.

An hipstorian at Starbucks just tried to explain to another guest how he was a huge fan of the band Mumford and Sons years prior to the “Sons” being born and joining their father’s group and that he owns all of Mumford’s OG work on cassette tape.

by Snreves January 26, 2020

hipstream

The hip mainstream. Something that is mainstream among hipsters.

Thick, black-rimmed glasses are totally hipstream.

by Kalle Bergman September 30, 2007

hipstocrite

A hipster who can't stand hipsters. Essentially a hypocritical hipster.

James: "There are so many hipsters here it's actually disgusting."

Michael: "James, you're such a hipstocrite."

by swag_killah March 10, 2014