hippo farmer 

One who exclusively screws fat women.

220lbs? I don't want no anorexic chick!

hippo farmer by kung-fu jesus August 23, 2004

sad fat ass hippo lookin bitch 

when someone looks like a sad fat ass hippo lookin bitch.

ian and ashley be lookin like a sad fat ass hippo lookin bitch

sad fat ass hippo lookin bitch by sad fat ass March 15, 2019

Hippo Sex 

When fat people have sex.

"After their daily visit to the fast food restaurant, Barbara and John have hardcore hippo sex!"

Hippo Sex by Gravitee May 13, 2010

HiPPo 

Highest Paid Persons Opinion. Usually the person at the head of the corporate ladder whose opinion finally matters.

Well, as usual HiPPo wins!

That’s because the HiPPO at the table has her/his own priorities and experiences and context and opinions.

HiPPo by Sandeep Sridhar February 27, 2008

Hippo Nigga 

A nigga who weighs more than your house.
Also a nigga who could kill you with his ass cheek.

The Notorious B.I.G.
White Boy - "Ayo hippo nigga"
Hippo Nigga - " YO SHUT UP WHITE BOY"
White Boy - "okay sir"
Hippo Nigga - "*POP* *POP*

Hippo Nigga by Latarian M January 12, 2010

Cunt like a Hippo yawning 

A girl with a vagina so badly damaged when she upens her legs it looks like a hippo with its mouth open.

Dude I was going down on her and took her panties off and I got scard I thought I was on the Discovery channel, She had a cunt like a Hippo yawning and it made a wierd noise at me.

Cunt like a Hippo yawning by MERT July 4, 2012

crafty hippo 

An expression commenly used for people who do things secretly or are very skilled at something. It really has nothing to do with hippos, just the fact that hippos are very craft and trixy.

Viviana walks up behind Linnea while she's talking to Veronika and Kaylee
Viviana: Hello Liddea!
Linnea: Ahhhhh!! You scared me vivi, you crafty hippo!

crafty hippo by No, I'm Muffin!!! May 18, 2006