Hinduism

see cult. That's all you need to know.

Hinduism is a cult. I'm just writing this to fill space.

by Disillusioned Hippie October 10, 2005

Hinduism

A total fucking load.(OF HIPPIE BUBLLCRAP!)

This is a religion for ass-ramming California homsexuals who are stoned out of their minds and are therefore so forgetful that they don't even notice that they have a new deity for every day of the week.

These fucktards follow fascist,asshole, scam-artist gurus like the Baghwan Sri Rajneesh!

by Tofu has eaten a hole in your brain. May 2, 2005

Hinduism

Cuntism, retardism, santanism?

you call out hinduism over the top ? what great instances of cuntism

by snowball69420 June 4, 2024

Hinduism

There's talking animals, there's blue people, what more could you want

Person 1: I'm bored of Christianity
Person 2: Why don't you try Hinduism, there's talking animals, there's blue people, what more could you want

by hiyacoolcat February 25, 2025

liminal Hinduism

Paradigm in which one is living co-simultaneously with one's avatar.

Liminal Hinduism proffers the idea that it is possible to occupy the world world simultaneously with one's reincarnation.

For instance, color is the reincarnation of physical space.

by fightfacilities October 31, 2020

meta-Hinduism

Since Vishnu is not only the origin of the idea of law but the source of PLURAL laws: meta-Hinduism argues that the act of prosecuting science denialism would freeze the Kant's categorical imperative.

The categorical imperative is a powerful misunderstood idea from Kant. It schematizes the mechanism by which an individual has the right to act on the grounds of morality.

Meta-Hinduism argues that the individual is biased; and Vishnu has the ability to rebut Kant's action...

by metastatic February 26, 2022

henduism

a not well known form of hinduism, practised only by egg farmers of Nepal. their religous views include placing a warm chicken apon the head of another as an offer of greeting or sexual intercourse this can often be misinterpreted, leading many henduist to think each other as homosexual. founded by a devout hindu named paul the henduism faith is going well with over 500,000 people in nepal and two in east kent believing in this profound belief.

first guy:"im am hendu beleiver in henduism"
second guy:"so am i"
first guy:"have a warm chicken"
second guy:"what no way im no homo"

by paul the mighty egg layer March 11, 2009