hidosaurus

Pronounced "hide-o-saurus"

(noun) A person who hides from their significant other because they are afraid of commitment.

I will make an OK cupid profile when I stop being a psychotic hidosaurus.

My boyfriend broke up with me because I was a hidosaurus

by Ozymandias1237 October 30, 2011

Hidin' like Biden

Staying away from people because you don't want to answer tough questions

Kamala won't do any interviews, she's hidin' like Biden.

by Legendary Ego October 15, 2020

Hedon

Because "hedonist" takes too long to say, one who believes in the philosophy of or practices hedonism, the idea that life is meant for pleasure, or that the pursuit of pleasure is of the highest calling in life. This could include drinking, drugs, sex, or for the moderates, having fun. Has the connotation that one throws caution and wisdom to the wind. Not to be confused with heathen.

Doing only things that pleased herself, she was labeled a hedon by the religious community.

by LordXela October 20, 2010

Rational Hedonism

A modern, growing Religion based on enjoying the pleasures of this life, now, instead of holding out for a hoped-for heaven after you're dead and it's too late.

Rational Hedonism is a religion revolving around the individual, and the belief that Your world revolves around You.

Rational Hedonism believes in indulging in the things you enjoy, but with responsibility; ie: sex is great, STDs and unwanted pregnancy is not ... following your desires, dreams is cool, going to prison because of it is not.

hedonism

Ever since Joe discovered Rational Hedonism, he's stopped worrying about trying to please everyone else and started doing the things he loves to do and is much happier.

by Subtle_PuppetMaster January 3, 2011

Hadon'care

The most dopest thing you can text back if a girl texts you something boring.

Boring Girl: I just bought a new bed for my cat!

You: Hadon'care

by TinglyWiener January 10, 2013

hironaka-ed

to consume vast quantities of wine, whisky and song. to wake up the morning after feeling devoid of hope, dignity and a liquor cabinet.

kate, nick, april and aaron came over last night, drank everything in sight - we were totally hironaka-ed. omg, why is there a bottle of red wine in the freezer?

by inthefog November 26, 2011

Hiding

A brutal beating

I gave that horse fucker a bloody good hiding!

by Gart September 24, 2003