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hickory tea

Midwest slang for an ass whooping

(The ass whooping of all ass whoopings, If someone offers you hickory tea run cause that sum bitch is gonna hurt)
“Boy you want some hickory tea!?” -someone’s angry mother
by MidwestNegro July 9, 2019
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Hickory Ridge Highschool

a highschool in harrisburg, NC thats 5% rednecks, 45% fake rednecks, 25% potheads, 5% blacks and mexicans combined, and 20% preps.
jimmy: where do you go to school?

john: hickory ridge highschool! home of the ragin' bulls!

jimmy: get out of here, you dip doin' pot smokin' fake redneck bastard.
by DiRtY BiT April 22, 2011
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Hickory Dickory Clock

The term "Hickory Dickory Clock" refers to a clock made from hickory (or other types of wood) that has penis shaped hands, or other phallic themed decorations. The "Hickory" suggests the clock must be wooden for this title to apply, while the "Dickory" points to the genitalia decorations. The original hickory dickory clock's whereabouts are unknown, however the second ever crafted resides in paris.
Jamie: "Wow, I love your hickory dickory clock! The shape of the hands really turn me on..."
Niko: "Thank you! And yeah, looking at it turns me on too..."
Jamie: "You should show me your hickory dickory cock big boy."
Niko: "OK."
by Varnpike October 25, 2016
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Hickory bogas

Hickory bogas is a term when you think something someone said is not true. If someone lies about something you can say “ that is hickory bogas”.
Jonathan H: I did not spank John.
Benjamin C: that is hickory bogas.
by R3D3M9T10NZ( Benc ) May 15, 2022
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hickory hickey

An intense hickey that is given to someone during a concert or a party.
Louis gave Harry the biggest hickory hickey at the 5SOS concert.
by the great cliffoconda June 22, 2016
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hickory smoker

when your friend is sleeping. gently rest your ass on his face. and as he/she wakes up let out a nice juicy fart
when wayne wakes up i am gonna give him a hot hairy hickory smoker
by r bauer July 17, 2006
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hickory jesus

A wooden baton used to beat a protester to a near death experience
I showed that protestor some hickory Jesus
by double d 5129 December 6, 2013
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