HiJacking

When you are feeling horny on a plane and want to jackoff, so you go to the airplane toilets and let it flow.

"I might need to do a HiJacking mid flight"

by HeyGuys101 November 5, 2014

Hijacking

Replying to a forum thread with a post that has at best a loose connection to the thread's topic, with the result that the thread starter's question gets side-tracked.

Often, the tread gets completely derailed as more forum members respond to the hijacker's post or add their own problems to the thread, which are not related to the either the original topic, nor the hijacker's topic.

A vague thread title is an open invitation to hijacking a forum thread with all kinds of unrelated reports.

by Opera Fan December 19, 2011

tab hijacking

When a girl/(some boys) use your computer and closes/reuse the tab you were working in.

I will never loan my computer to susan again, she tabhijacked me, and I lost my stuff in runescape ! Tab hijacking is wrong ! WRONG !

by Anders1234DK July 27, 2010

Hijacking

The act of masturbating while high from marijuana

I got hijacked last night by Debbie, fucking awesome!

Hijacking is the best

by Jarebearj28 April 10, 2011

Hijacking

The act of masturbating while smoking a mammoth blunt.

Damn dude I need to go do some hijacking tonight.

by Allocated April 1, 2015

Gift Hijacking

Gift Hijacking is when you put your name on someone else's gift either because you forgot to get a gift or because you were just to lazy to get one.

Gift Forgetter: *eyeing the table of gifts* Hmm....from Erica? *scribble scribble* and Ashley.

Party-goer: Hey! That's gift hijacking!

by Kittiefied November 27, 2012

hojacking

When a women sleeps with another women's husband with the intent to take over a wife's spousal, family and child-rearing responsibilities rather than establishing her own.

By hojacking my husband, that woman was able to sleep him, earn his trust, got him to turn his back on me, take her side and divorce me simply so she could insert herself between me and the kids and exert influence over them like she had a real relationship with them.

by Ghost-Sway January 8, 2025