etification

Selfish satisfaction

Leanne’s generosity towards others was perpetually stymied by her need for etification.

by John Holt PC November 2, 2018

Jetification

The act of a human being becoming ruder, and worse overall because of a person named Jet.

"I feel bad for Michael, he's going through Jetification"

by HighkeyJetificationHater January 13, 2025

hoeification

The term used to describe the sudden rise of OnlyFans pornstars during COVID was first coined and theorized by Dr. Dimitri Sachal J., who attributed this sudden phenomenon to HAARP, which was designed to manipulate and exploit users' sexuality.

According to classified intel, on 22 December 2022, an Orbital VSAT pinged Dr. Dimitri Sachal's location. That was the last known contact with Dr. Dimitri Sachal. Conspiracy theorists suggest he is being held in a CIA black site in Morocco.

Test subject 115 was injected with synthesized horse urine as part of the hoeification process, aimed at increasing estrogen levels and sucide chances.

by Sachal? March 30, 2025

Netification

Netification is the phenomenon of internet slang and acronyms entering the real world vernacular.

Example of the phenomenon:
FML how am I supposed to memorize all these equations for the test on Tuesday!

Netification,

Netify
Netified.

The Netification of LOL is driving me insane!! you're not supposed to say it out loud

by kamuki July 18, 2025