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heteromantic bisexuality

Kiki, heteromantic bisexul is not a real sexuality. stop being homophobic and go fuck yourself.
Kiki: I'm heteromantic bisexual!

Literally anyone: heteromantic bisexuality is acephobic and not a real thing, go touch some grass.
by The Cheesy Creamers February 27, 2021
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Heteromantic

When two straight men are fond of each other and can hug without getting hard ons.
2 dudes getting married, that doesn’t sound gay... more heteromantic.
by One21jiggawatts January 27, 2019
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heterodextrous

dominant use of one hand for approximately half of activities, and the other hand for the other half.; Equally divided hand dominance; though not able to use the other hand well for a specific activity
In other words, different from ambidextrous, in which either hand may be used for most activities
I write left-handed, use most tools right-handed; play golf and swing a bat left-handed, but throw and play tennis right-handed, therefore, I am a clear example of a heterodextrous person.
by Chris Magnuson April 15, 2020
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heterocoat

verb

to dress and/or act in a more heteronormative manner than usual so as to appease the homophobic sensibilities of those around you
My Latter-day Saint parents want me to heterocoat my life with my same-sex partner when we're out in public with them, because they're afraid their other LDS friends will see us holding hands or kissing around my parents and get the wrong impression that my folks actually support LGBT+ rights.
by NewNameEli January 12, 2022
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heterodactyl

someone who is so straight, they come of as homosexual.
P1: "He's on his 4th girlfriend? Is he hiding something.."

P2: "no, he's just a heterodactyl."
by caaaaaacazzzz March 15, 2022
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Heterodoxologist

An individual who critically examines and questions all systems, structures, beliefs, and ideas—cultural, political, scientific, philosophical, or otherwise. A heterodoxologist challenges assumptions, disrupts conventional thinking, and seeks to uncover deeper truths or overlooked possibilities. Their approach is rooted in intellectual curiosity and skepticism, striving to move beyond accepted norms to foster understanding and innovation.
As a self-proclaimed heterodoxologist, Maria spent her career challenging conventional political ideologies, seeking alternative perspectives and uncovering truths that others overlooked in their rush to conform to mainstream thought.
by NakedEdmund February 19, 2025
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Heteromantic

"Being heteroromantic means you feel romantic attraction to people of the opposite gender without feeling intimate attraction for them"

Bruh that's just Asexuality but they tried to make it sound less queer. I can kinda get it, saying your Asexual may sound like you're saying you're "A sexual", I've seen people make that mistake. Heteromanitc feels kind of uneeded though because poeple say they're Asexual Heteromantic. If you say you're just Asexual and just that then that means you're straight and can feel romantic attraction. People are basically saying their sexuality twice.

Heteromantic is such a nothing burger of a neo-sexuality because it is literally just Asexual, we're just making shit up for no reason. I can probably give a bit more leeway to Homoromantic since it's a two in one kind of deal like Aroace.
Person 1: "I'm Asexual Heteromantic."
Person 2: "Don't you mean just Asexual?"
Person 1: "No."
Person 2: "But they're literally the same thing."
Person 1: "No they're not"
Person 2: "Just read the damn rant."
by TheHolyKetchup9 February 5, 2026
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