henserated

humiliating or ganging up on another person or group of individuals to make oneself feel better

pronounced: hen-sir-ay-ted

Person 1: What’s wrong are you okay?
Person 2: NO, those girls just henserated me in that bathroom!

Person 1: Omg that’s terrible.

by peh’s #1 fan August 25, 2021

brown hester

When he pulls out of your ass to fast and the maid has to clean up your poop

" I feel really bad that Juanita had to deal with the brown Hester me and Michelle left last night"

by Goddess baby December 26, 2017

hessler

1. slang for bed.
2. "hitting the hessler": slang for going to bed. Popularized by h100+101.

"I'm tired. I'm going to hit the hessler."

by Dinkus Mayhem January 2, 2009

hesher

Hesher can be generally described as a grungy, long-haired person with a "still stuck in the '80s" image. Usually seen wearing leather motorcycle or denim jacket full of band patches, torn acid-washed jeans and an '80s rock t-shirt.

Likes to listen to some heavy metal tunes while riding an old school van. Charactirized by an outlaw attitude, probably drinks alcohol and smokes weed. Similar in appearance to a thrasher.

That hesher was constantly stage diving at the thrash gig last Friday.

by aaarn October 30, 2012

Hesseltine BS Skills

A set of skills obtained by desperate failing students in English class. Essentially the skill of being able to completely bull shit a question or essay by writing down thoughts and ideas that make no sense but sound deep and profound. Can also be used in order to lengthen a response to a question so that you get a higher grade a result. This skill can be applied in many other classes with varying degrees of success.

Student 1: Oh I got an 60 on that last assignment
Student 2: I wrote the same thing that you did but I got a 100
Student 1: How?
Student 2: I used my Hesseltine BS Skills

by Anonymous823489438943 October 30, 2020

Devin Hestered

Devin Hester is one of the best return men in the NFL.
To be Devin Hestered means to be owned, dominated or schooled. AKA being DH'ed!

Kern just denied by that girl, he just got Devin Hestered!
Kern you just got fuckin DH'ed!

by Levak May 27, 2008

Herman Hesse

Author. Almost as likely to get you into Eastern philosophy as J. D. Salinger.

"Dude, I read Siddhartha by Herman Hesse the other day and now I wanna be Buddhist."

by EdgarM. November 29, 2007