When someone is very very very old. Derived from the fact that Charlton Heston played Moses in a movie, when in fact he was probably alive at the same time Moses was actually alive. Hess comes from the first few letters of Heston's last name.
I saw a Hess at the beach today, he had wrinkles on top of his wrinkles.
The gym had to call an ambulence today when a Hess tried to use the stairmaster.
The gym had to call an ambulence today when a Hess tried to use the stairmaster.
by Wildcat2285 April 20, 2010
Get the Hessmug. 
In the online gaming community, To 'get hessed on' is to be beaten by someone vastly superior, after which the 'hessor' berates the 'hessee' over chat or voice coms. See also Get on my level
Loser: How did you hit me with that hatchet from nearly 200 yards away?
Winner: Because you're a baddie. Get hessed on!
Winner: Because you're a baddie. Get hessed on!
by capnsouth December 22, 2010
Get the get hessed onmug. by jazymtl September 27, 2019
Get the La Hessmug. To make fun of and/or back sass someone -in a sarcastic tone- for saying something that you don't care to hear.
by crazydrummer May 13, 2010
Get the Alright Hessmug. by EdgarM. November 29, 2007
Get the Herman Hessemug. by Michael Lee 2.0 September 27, 2018
Get the Max Hessmug.