herbert the pervert

A nice old man who likes to give Popsicles to young boys that he keeps in his cellar.

Herbert the Pervert: Hey young fella. Do you like popsicles?
Idiot Boy: Yes
Herbert: I got a whole freezer full of them down in my cellar. Do you want to come down there with me?
Idiot Boy: Uh no thank you Mr. Herbert (leaves)
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here boy

by Popsicles in the cellar June 6, 2018

Herobrine

Herobrine will make you shit your pants.
I fucking mean it.

Steve: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS HEROBRINE

by Adrianne0620 October 11, 2019

Herbed Chicken

When a man, after mowing the lawn, coats his penis with a healthy layer of cut grass and proceeds to insert it into a woman's vagina.

Woman: "Can you please cut the grass?"
Man: "Only if we can have herbed chicken for lunch."

by SteveTheDragon August 1, 2011

Shit Heroes

Those superheroes of excretion who have proven themselves to be the true masters of the poop world.

Although I’ve passed a few monsters myself, I cannot compete with the ultra-humongous, knock-down stinking turd mountains excreted by the Shit Heroes.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

Maltby Heroes

The legendary drivers of Maltby lorries who display Pork Scotch's cone in the back in order to taunt important security guards and provide amusement to everyone else. Otherwise known as comic geniuses.

Flobule: Look Dad, the cone's still there! Why don't they take it out?

Dad: Because they're heroes, son. Maltby heroes.

by Benny Twadge May 18, 2009

Hogan's Heroes

1. A Hit T.V. show series that showed in the early 1960's and proceded through the early 1970's. Which was about a bunch of Allied prisoners in a P.O.W. camp(led by Col. Hogan)in Germany During WWII which caused mass DESTRUCTION to the Nazi war Effort By tricking the Luftwaffe and Gestapo in numerous ways with out ever getting caught. Hogan's Heroes, definitely brought out the TRUE meaning of WWII.

2. Col. Hogan- one of the most extraordinary Colonels (An extreamly Smart person) or possessing super smart quick mental thinking under great pressure.

1.
-without Hogan's Heroes, Hitler would've positively won WWII with out a doubt in anyone's mind.

2.
-Maybe I can't beat him physically, but im definitely gonna pull a Col. Hogan on his ass.

by Kevin Ajemian July 22, 2008

Mr. Herbert

The elderly neighbor of the Griffin family who fantasizes about teenage boys, especially Chris Griffin.

Mr. Herbert: Chris, can you come over and help me with something?
Chris: Sure Mr. Herbert!
Mr. Herbert: Hurry up now! Mmmmmmmmm....

by pushi kuratz June 30, 2008